The Meanest Girl

Y’all,

My husband has to be one of the pansiest people I know. He works nights so every morning, when the babies wake up wanting their first bottle of the day, I text him. It seems like everyday there is a new illness. Our minions just got over a cold (which was hellacious, two 8 month olds with difficult breathing…rough) He’s been pretty sure he’s getting a cold at least 4 times, he thought he had a kidney stone possibly starting to pass, he has insomnia and is always bitching about never getting enough sleep, and there is always a muscle or back problem… Like bruh, welcome to your 30s. Shit is gonna go downhill, pick your poison (ibuprofen or Aleve) and man the fuck up. Our babies did a better job of holding themselves together. Has motherhood turned me into a mean girl or is this guy just really fucking whiny? 🤔

Thanks for the notes! I was shocked when I got back on and saw I had comments, quite the welcoming back party!!!!

-Kayla