Opus est ut puppim.

Which means, “I need to take a poop’ in Latin. I told y’all that I would revert back to the Latin! I wasn’t kidding. 😜 So, it’s going to rain tomorrow so no bbq. 😥😱

That sucks but when life gives you lemons you make lemon meringue pie. (omg now I want some!!!!)

I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!!! Yes, inside this 47 year old, lies an 8 year old boy. I love TMI. And Beavis and Butthead are the kings of TMI.

Mom went out for a few hours and Eddie is crying for her. Poor dog. He has separation anxiety.

What’s new baby blue?

Sammy