full on Zombie

Its been a week now and I am convinced that i am now full on zombie…
I cant move without shuffling about…
Light hurts my entire body…
And today i discovered something called Dead Thing Pie…
Its made from seven different kinds of things and involves some pretty tricky math…
It comes in a square box, its round and cut into several isosceles triangles… with cheese…
They brought it to my home so i would not have to brave the sunlight and it was warm and tasty so yeah… Lazarus, zombie s’all good…