Part Forty Seven
2301. Who is hotter, tren reznor or david bowie? david bowie
2302. tHIS QUESTION WAS STUPID AND HAS BEEN DELETED
2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think? for sure
2304. Do you sing when there is no music? sometimes
2305. Is there really a difference between casting a spell and saying a prayer? nope, they are both silly
2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it? the masons
2307. Who was the best president in history and why? theodore roosevelt for establishing national forest and franklin roosevelt for trying to be a nationalist
2308. What would you say about PUNK? not one of those statements
a. i am punk.
b. don’t label me.
c. Punk is dead.
d. What the hell is punk?
e. Fructose!
2309. What would you say about the Sex Pistols? ii don’t care
a. I love em.
b. I hate em.
c. they’re dropping like flies.
d. who are they?
e. hot in here, ainnnit?
2310. Do you own plaid? yes.
a. yes.
b. no.
c. yes and no.
d. i don’t know
2311. What would you rather do? hold hands
a. piss on you.
b. yak your ear off about anarchy.
c. hold hands.
d. fly a kite
e. be able to lick my own genitals.
2312. Best song? lennon or the spice girls
a. sex pistols or the clash
b. Avril or Blink
c. bowie, morrison, lennon, hendrix
d. disco, rap or country
e. Spice Girls
2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps? peach
2314. there are 2 types of people in this world. People who think there are 2 types of people in this world and people who are too smart for that. Which are you? the type that doens’t care
2315. What do you have faith in (The answers ‘nothing’ or ‘I have no faith’ are unacceptable so here are some possible choices in case you get stuck: life, myself, the world, human emotion, kindness, etc)? nothing is so an answer. faith is a waste of time, just be
2316. Do you:
Wait here or Go there? go there
Come in or Stay out? stay out
Be yourself or Be someone else? be myself
Obey the law or Break the law? break
Be ambitious or be modest? modest
Plan ahead or Be spontaneous? plan ahead
Decide for yourself or Listen to others? listen, then decide
Save money or Spend money? spend it
2317. Are you:
good or evil? neither
wise or foolish? young
safe or dangerous? safe
satisfied or envious? satisfied
honest or decietful? honest
faithful or perfidious? faithful
sane or mad? sane
strong or weak? weak
enigmatic or plain? ienigmatic
aggressive or peaceful? tough
brave or timid? timid
humane or cruel? humane
critical or appreciative? critical.
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sad or happy? happy
normal or unusual? neither
2318. I am a black person.
I am a person who is black.
Are these two sentances saying exactly the same thing or are they saying different things? two different things
How about –
I am a christian person.
I am a person who is christian.
two different things
2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon? the sun
2320. Do flaws make people stronger? always
2321. Do you think that people should be allowed to ask for money in exchange for granting an interview to the media (say a WTC survivor for example)? hell yeah
2322. Would you all think that it’s inappropriate for a woman who is not married (we’ll say she’s in a relationship though) to leave a note in a married man’s car saying that she’ll miss him when he starts working a different shift? marriages can be such shams
2323. Would you rather never have sex again or
have sex once with a walrus? gd, walrus sex would suck
2324. Do you close your eyes when you:
sleep? yes
dream? yes
cry? sometimes
imagine? sometimes
kiss? always
Is this because the most beautiful things in the world are unseen? no because i don’t like to have my eyes open when i am kissing
2325. Are you more kinky or vanilla (sexually)? kinky and vanilla are not opposites
What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done? i had some nice things done to me last week
2326. What good is a field on a fine summer night if you sit all alone with the weeds? you can enjoy the weather
2327. What is culture made of? i hate discussing culture
2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year? sexy cop?
What was it last year? sexy nun?
2329. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped? can’t be helped.
2330. Wow. You look like you’ve lost weight. Have you? i wish
2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control? the pill
2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough? nope
2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band? yeah, on guitar hero
2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it? i don’t know you, so this is stupid
a. I lost my mind doing drugs.
b. I’ve been arrested before.
c. I have 9 cats.
d. I have a children’s book published.