I Know This Is A Personal Thing To Say…

But I was up a whopping 8 times in the night doing nothing but peeing because of the menopause! It’s 11:32am here at work and I’m absolutely knackered!

Thankfully I’ve actually got a commode by my bed for emergencies for when I can’t get to the actual loo in time!

I woke up about  1:30am  desperate for a drink so I had a couple of paracetamol washed down with a glass of unsweetened soya milk then crashed back to bed trying to kip!

Hubby was snoring his gorgeous head off so I tried not to wake him as I got back in then just as I tossed the duvet over me he said ”hello, you fat ugly old bugger!”

I replied ”good morning you balding bitch!”

Us 2 are great! We’d make a brilliant comedy double act on the telly!