Just call me Don.

Dear Professor,

Answer my email.

Stop whining about how busy you are.

Everyone is on the same hurried journey –

your lack of time management skills

(and medication)

is no more my concern,

then any excuse I could write-

about some upcoming project being late.

(I would never be late)

Get up earlier, write back promptly and stop being an academic snob.

Thanks ever so much.

Poems to you.