Bursting Into Hysterics

I am cracking up right now because I just ate a GREAT VALUE Alfredo Spinach Pizza and was beside myself about how EFFING GREAT it was.

I am NOT kidding!

I checked the nearby store for the Marketside Stuffed Crust Pizza, but I don’t think they carry it there because it’s never present.

I then decided to try a Great Value version stuffed crust but couldn’t find one that was plain enough for me, if you know what I mean. I didn’t feel like removing meats off the top, so I opted to get the GV Spinach Alfredo instead. Nothing needed to be removed, white sauce instead of red, and veggies in the mix. Sounded good to me.

I didn’t expect it to be that d**n good, though. What the heck? LMAO.

I made it well done because I like things crunchy. So it came out perfectly crisp with a taste so outrageous I laughed immediately.

It contains an ingredient that most people don’t use in their pizzas, and I can taste it. That flavor is one of the many things that sets it apart from other stuff. I’ve had spinach pizzas before, but none ever made me burst into actual hysterics.

I bought a different kind of soup to try, too, but I need time to wrap the pizza experience around my mind before I indulge. My head might explode if I consume anymore good Walmart food right now.

I am NOT playing, exaggerating, or kissing up in whitespace. That … ish … was … GREAT!