I am a dump truck driver. I was talking to another driver on the CB radio today. I was parked on the side of the road, 3 miles ahead of him. He was looking for me because I told him on the radio that I found a nice place to park on the side of the road, while we wait for the millings machine to catch up to us. The millings machine travels very slow, by the way.
I told him on the CB radio, just keep driving, you’re doing great. You will see me parked on the side of the road, you can use me as a land marker. When he finally arrived, he said well, I guess that makes you a historic landmark. I told him, as long as it took for you to find me, it makes you a prehistoric landmark. 😀