I will worship and serve da kittehs even more than before, for they are the shit.
I’ve discovered Tajín. OMG. I endeavor to use it for EEEEVERYTHING-snack. For now, mangoes and oranges are atop the list of midnight sneak-attacks.
My one for-sure New Year’s purpose: to drink an entire gallon of H20 each day, ’cause I NEVER drink it. At .30 cents a gallon (I refill at those vending machines), $109.50 for the year is doable.
I dreamed that the yellow Angry Bird chased me out of Elvis’s mansion as I rode a bike, waiting to attack me at the bottom of the stairs. WTF does that even mean?! (Not really a resolution, but if you’re good at dream interpretation, tap me!).
Gonna rename my laptop “Lapbottom”, just to fuck w/people’s minds (I use it to work on legal documents I comment on & send back to attorneys. Every comment is preceded by the computer name, which is usually the assigned user’s name).
HAPPY New Year, everyone! I write in red because it’s going to be a friggin’ power year. I DECLARE!