‘Bang Bang’ Bruce Gets Ball Job

(Gladstone, NJ) In a move to further his porn star career, former DiaryMaster ‘Bang Bang’ Bruce became a test subject for a new ball-enhancing surgery. In an exclusive interview, Bang Bang Bruce talked about his reasons for getting his balls done. “I’ve always felt that to survive in this industry, you gotta have some big balls. Now, my balls were nominal before, but now they’re fucking huge. It’s like I have two lemons swinging between my legs.”
The contraversial new operation works by applying a force to the testicles until blood engorges the testicles to increase their overall mass. Overtime, the testicles will remain enlarged, and thus, the patient will have BOUNCINGBALLSOFFURY. In other words, the patient is strapped down while the doctor kicks him in the nuts. The surgery is expected to become extremely popular due to it’s non-invasiveness and it’s low-low cost.
Doctor Bigballs, who has pioneered Ball Jobs, is making a shitload of money off kicking guys in the nuts. “Typically, guys are worried that their partner will think he has a small dick,” the good doctor explained, “Some doctors spend a lot of money trying to make guys dicks longer, only to succeed in making a minimal amount of money. Ball Jobs cost me nothing in the way of scapels or drugs. All it costs me is the effort to kick the patient in the nuts.”

As part of the interview, Doctor Bigballs did a demonstration of a “Ball Job”. Bang Bang Bruce stood up with his legs apart. Doctor Bigballs got a running start, and kicked Bang Bang Bruce square in the nuts. Bang Bang Bruce promptly fell to the ground, in agonizing pain, screaming, “OH YEAH, I CAN FEEL MY BALLS GETTING BIGGER, ALREADY!