PimpMaster TimmyTM, Part II

Uh, anyway. Oh yeah, I couldn’t take my cock bracelet into the water park. *laughs* General Disk Error said, “What if it isn’t a bracelt?” *smiles* I had my pocket knife taken away from me the last (and first) time I was at Six Fags BIGGAYADVENTURE, so I wasn’t surprised. We went on all the waterslides twice. Well, almost. We climbed and went down all the structures. I didn’t have the testicle to go down the Rainbow Shoot. *smirks* Too much of a vertical drop. Sure, the purple shoot had more of a force to it and shot water up my nose, but whatever. I’m a pansy, sue me. If I’m strapped to something, I don’t mind. But if it’s just me, that’s a big difference.

Speaking of being strapped to things, we went to the main park last. We went on Batman The Ride, and then I took a huge dump. In the bathroom, I mean. I think that ride hurt my testicles. Yes, it did. Just a dull ache, no shooting pains up to my kidneys. (Thankfully.) We went on Nitro. It seemed oddly familiar. (Probably because I had been on it before.) I specifically remember the part near the end where it flattens out, tricking you into thinking the ride is over. Yeah, I went on that with Princess during the Physics trip. Nitro is a damn good rollercoaster. Extremely comfortable for flying 80 mph. My testicles were very comfortable. I also finally understood why people raise their arms. Because of the force resisting you.

Stuff.

The day after was the 4th of July. I got Kivudet sometime in the afternoon, after I had woken up. General Disk Error’s family has a bash every year. I went last year. The number one motivation for me was the mudsides his mom makes. I don’t really drink, but if it tastes good, I’ll have it. Hence why I don’t drink beer, it tastes bad. Give me something hard. Ooh, hard. *moans* Uh. I ate lots of free food, and free soda. So healthy. General Disk Error’s little sister, a minor, had some minor friends with her. Did I mention they are minors? I wonder how her friends can stand her. At the rate she’s going, General’s sister will grow up to be a bitch. So to speak.

Uh. Shawn dropped by and we played pool at one point. He demanded codes to hack THEREPUBLICANMATRIX. (PS2) For most of the past three days, we played Monster Rancher 3. Horrible game which General will probably return to GameStop within the next two days. Ceti. *shudders* Horrible creature. I shall only say that Ceti is gayer than THEGAY himself, BIGGAYDAN.

Speaking of gay, I was acting pretty gay on July 4th. General’s sister’s friends were convinced I’m gay. *smiles* The next day, we went to a party of Karolyn, a friend of Kivudet’s and General Disk Error’s. Lotta people I didn’t know. I don’t like waterguns. You’d think glasses would be helpful, but they’re not, they’re a handicap. The Vaginas outnumbered the penises at the gathering by a sizeable amount. Lots of minors.

How to put it… We were all in the basement of her house and. There was a couch. A couple of us piled onto it, and by the law of averages, there was a girl on either side of me. Heck, at one point, Karolyn sat on me. I was quite comfortable, being surrounded by the warmth of females. With my Fedora, I looked like a pimp. *laughs* I’m harmless, I swear! Kivudet and General Disk Error would later agree that I was molesting them. (But, in nowhere obscene.) I didn’t reach out and grab their boobs. For most of the movie (Can I call it a movie, it was a Discovery Channel thing), I had my arms around whoever was next to me. Ah, my ego did need a good stroking. As I said, I wasn’t molesting them. I’d poke or uh, fondle the skin on their arms or uh. Grab their head? Depends. Touchy, yes. Obscene, no. *smiles* Nobody was complaining, so there. This girl, Jen, kept biting me. (Well, she bites everybody.) This morning, I still had bite marks. Oh yeah, we stayed two nights at General Disk Error’s place. Talk about forgetting what day it is. It’s not really Sunday. Why, in a few hours, it’ll be Monday. …

(Added 9/5/3)

(Also, maybe it was just me, but for a few moments, the room smelled like pussy. *shrugs* There were a lot of girls in there….)

Makes me wonder just why I haven’t made my friends at Rutgers. Seems simple to me: I don’t want to. Nobody’s appealed to me. I haven’t made a great effort. I think I should just tolerate the souls who have taken an interest in me. But. But. *smirks* I like spending my evenings online. When else will I have a chance to write on OD? Late late night? Ran Ran ran out. OMG Ceti is SO GAY. You should have seen his ass wiggle. GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY.

Must make girl friends before I can get a girlfriend. Even if it just means meeting people to meet other people. Network.

I thought I might visit the farm this week, but… I don’t know. Depends. I don’t need to buy a digital camera over this vacation, but I intend to get one soon. I said that as soon as I used up my last roll of film, I’d get a digital camera. I’m curious, What brand/model is your digital camera, how is the picture quality, does it eat batteries, and do you otherwise like the camera? Funny how I’ve gotten zero one entry written by BIGGAYDAN (plus one response) to the Old Dirty Wanker Survey. Go figure. No guys on this damn website, I swear. Though, I did NOTHING in the way of promotion, and I immediately wrote some entries afterwards. Whatever. You all suck penis. Unless you’re lesbian, then you suck pussy. And there’s nothing wrong with that. I’ve concluded that making out should be referred to as tongilingus.

And to think only two weeks ago, I was at Dorney Park. Thanks to Grunge, I have some pictures.

(Yoga (Kivudet’s girlfriend), Grunge, Kivudet, Timmy)

(Grunge, Timmy)

Ah, I love running around with my shirt open. Or off. I’m amused. I’ve been to Dorney Park, the Jersey Shore, and Six Flags. And I haven’t gotten burned yet. I always get burned once this summer. Odds are, I’ll get burned when I GOTO Minnesota this summer. Ah yes, that’s right, I’m visiting St. Paul again this summer. TimmyTour2003. Someday, I’ll drive there. I’m just too Scottish. Besides, I’ll probably get upgraded to first class with my dad and have free alcohol. : ) I tell you, I don’t know if I can ride in coach again. It’s just so. Ew. It’s shit! *laughs* Might as well mail yourself. *fondles goatee* There’s an idea…

I’d like to say that I love boobies. I.. didn’t feel like leaving on the note of me mailing myself across the country. Instead, I shall end the entry with the word boobie.

(I’d also like to say that if I’m going for the pimp look, I’ll need a cane. And a red feather to go in my Fedora. *smiles* May I remind everybody that I’m a virgin? *smiles brightly*)

Boobie.