Gopherzilla

My husband is battling a gopher.  It started with a hole dug in the side yard.  Followed by trying to drown the gopher with the garden hose.  Which led to 2-3 days of hour long drenchings.  We have a well.  If we had to pay for the water, I’m sure he would never have let the water run as long as he did.  Anyway, those marathon watering sessions yielded nothing except more holes.  Then came the car with a  hose attached to the muffler so he could gas the gopher.  Seriously.  That did not work.  So then to trap.  The gopher set off the trap three times and the fourth time, the gopher just took the trap.  Can’t find the trap and I’m assuming gopherzilla has the trap mounted on his underground man cave wall.  Gopher 1 – Man 0.

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