i thought of this entry on the toilet *e

 

 3rd drunken entry tonight

you might be amused by the other two

<— this way.

wow. i can make arros.

arrows.

drunk.

equals me.

i found a friend to talk to.

he’s righteous.

baboo is sleep.

i keep kissing on him. i want him to wak up.

but he won’t.

the other two drunkentality entries might make you lauhg

or pit me.

or think me stpid.

STUJPID.

care – me?

no1!!!!!!

going now.

i loveyou

so many of you,.

and i should NOT write while drunk.

i’m a loser.

too muh tequila.

shit.

damn.

fuck

bitch.

i wish ic ould get more sex.

but no.

not even.

that

no sex on tv.

just blonds.

alking.

llok like a porno.

but not really

no sez -sex- = no porno.

ummm….

my foot itches.

feels lke foreplay on tequila.

i’m gonn a go play with kittens.

goodbyel

*e: oh shit. so many drunken email sto my old friend that hates me. i only refrained from sending her a request to be friend sher e(hjer diary is favs only).. i miss her and love her so. but she hates me. i’m a bitch whore.

*sigh*

but ia te doritos

and they rule.

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I <3 when you write drunk.

I was almost afraid to read this with that title. You sound like a fun drunk to be around, lolz.

I am n ot sure how to ‘pit’ you, but I can assure you that I prolly wouldnt.

November 22, 2009

LOL…i’d love to see my entries when I write drunk.

November 22, 2009

Oh shiiiiiiit. Howsabout a hungover entry? It’ll be a short one. “OW.”

November 22, 2009

I love drunk entries-especially when they come in 3s I’ll say though after a night like this I sometimes cringe when I read what I wrote. Hope you’re not too hung over!

November 22, 2009

mmm….doritos

your drunk entries are hilarious 🙂 Chris

November 22, 2009

Lol, at the majority of it. Sucks that your old friend hates you though!

Oh boy, hope you’re feeling okay today!!!

November 22, 2009

Hehe awesome entries. I request more. =)

November 22, 2009

lol dont drink & write… hahaha I do the same thing… drunken texts too oh no….

November 23, 2009

Oh Monique, I love you too, but not tequila…candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!! Hit the Russian Stuff harder!! More fun to be had…but also more pain in the morning!! Mwahs!! We need to go on a sex hunt…xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

November 23, 2009

awwww

November 23, 2009

You are so funny when you are drunk. I love it.

haha love it.

November 23, 2009

…… nice