Pilgrimage to Fredrick’s of Hollywood, Part I

Or.. ‘Lots of Pictures.’

Status Report

Wearing: Sexy colorful shirt, blue thong. And shorts.

WinAmp is playing: Ich Will – RAMMS+EIN

Last ate: Cheese balls. I had a grilled beef, turkey, and cheddar for lunch. Cream-worthy.

Last round of masturbation: Friday Night, five nights ago.

Entry Start Time: 9:01 PM

Based on Esther’s “Senses”.

So, I just got back from Fredrick’s of Hollywood. (Okay, so I got back two hours ago. Nevermind that.) I love that store. I was looking online at stuff, and I noticed that a few things were on sale. Looks like they have bi-yearly sales. Summer and Winter is usually when I go there anyway. Every other time of the year, I’m in school.

I remember the first time I went in there. It was almost like going into a sex shop. I mean, I’m buying sexy underwear. Which I’m going to wear. And it’s going to be right up against MY INTIMATE PARTS. *smiles* Fact is, these girls see people buying underwear day in, day out. One long-haired guy buying thongs and g-strings isn’t a big deal. Now when I go in there, I feel completely comfortable. I noted to one of the girls that they didn’t have anything in green. This is what I mean when I say there’s no variety in male sexy undies. There’s tables and tables and walls of cute panties I’d love to wear (if I were more aerodymanic), but then you look at the male selection and it’s minimal.

I noted they didn’t have any red g-strings. Red is my favorite color! I have a red thong, but.. g-strings are more comfy. They had red g-strings with little handcuffs on them. But, dude, I’m actually going to WEAR these. So, I asked the girl if they ever carry red. She thought for a second and went in the back to check. She came back with a red g-string. With a zipper on it. *laughs* It didn’t cost any more than the rest, so I took it. Guess I’ll save that one for.. special occasions. *mumbles to himself about having nobody to show his sexy body to*

Hey, who wants to see my new undies? I’m sure you’re all dying to see what I spent .. an undisclosed amount on. Actually, they weren’t all that expensive. I probably save money shopping there than buying boxers at JCPenney. Actually, it SHOULD be cheaper. I’m paying for less material!

Yup, that’s the underwear I bought. Eh, you can’t see what each one looks like.
Oooh, wanna see them individually?

Yup, that’s my new underwear. Hmm. Who wants to see me wearing that red g-string?

That’s ME! And my new sexy undie!

Wanna see what it looks like unzipped?

Nifty, eh? It’s a regular zipper, so I doubt I’ll be wearing it that often. As I said, for special occasions.

While we’re on the topic of undies, who wants to see the rest of them?

Okay, that isn’t all of them. But, that’s most of them.
Yes, that pink thing is a panty. What, you want me to wear that?

What, you want to see me without the panty?

Ha ha, did you really think I was going to show my weiner off? Pervert.
I love Photoshop.

Seems this has turned into a picture entry. What were those requests again?

show us your hooters. *giggles*

[~Starlight~Whispers~]

There are my boobies. I wonder what I’d look like if I had girl boobies…

No, I didn’t grow boobies. Notice the bra in that one undies pic?

The only serious note was from our favorite masturbator, Lori:

take a picture of:

-the bottom of your foot.
-your finger up your nose hehehe
-a small, furry animal.
-your favorite t shirt
-all of your socks
-a blue ink pen (ink is blue, not casing)
-a telephone in your house
-the inside of a kitchen cabinet…your choice which one. I leaning towards the one with cups and glasses
-your right ear [Nerdslut]

Yeah um. Lots of pics.
That’s actually not all my socks…