Blog things/Obits/& A Troll from Raven’s diary

Some funness…
Blog things

Men See You As Understated

You are an intreguing mix of girl and woman. You’re feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men. Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don’t know you. You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know well

How Do Men See You?

You Are Destined to Rule the World

You have the makings of a very evil dictator… Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary! Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not. But at least you know that you could.

Are You Destined For World Domination?

 *grins* Me and Raya are going to take over the world. *snickers*

Obits

Raven’s

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Naamah’s

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Orinda’s

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

Peter’s

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

And now…Raven’s troll…
………………………………Actually, he seems to like to spread the trollness around.

Anyway…These are the two notes I got from the troll, and my replies. Keep in mind, this has to be in regards to the only picture that is easily visible on Raven’s diary…Which I posted not that long ago in an entry here…But if you need a refresher, it’s also the link pic on the front page of this diary.

You look like death, you know that? Eat a cheeseburger.

— Mark [Alchemind]

ryn:Exactly how do I look like death? Is it because I’m paler than most corpses? Or because I appear to weigh only slightly more than your typical skeleton? One would assume, from the mentioning of a cheeseburger it’d be the latter. Which I would have to sadly say, I’ve eaten more than my fair share of cheeseburgers. In fact, I found McDonald’s triple cheeseburgers quite delightful when they had them. Alas, they, nor the incredible amount of sweets I take in, seem to do anything about my skeleton-like appearance. SO…I would say thank you for the advice, but alas, it’s doomed to failure. [Raven Pegasus]

RYN: Not vomitting your food would help.

But in all seriousness, and my appy polly loggies for the immense regurgitat

ion of what your mind has already been wrapped around, but medical advice is warranted if you have metabolic problems and if it’s enough of a problem I fail to see how you can fail in gaining weight.

All the best. Stay sober.

— Mark [Alchemind]

Ryn: Alas, the assumption that I would waste something as delightful as food by vomiting it up is a misconception. I do not starve myself, nor do I binge and purge. I actually have a healthy relationship with food…Aside from the fact I do perhaps love my junk food a bit too much on occasion.

As for ‘failing in gaining weight’, one can not fail at something one has not tried. Yes, I am underweight. Yes, I do have a high metabolism. But it is not a metabolic problem, as no one in the medical profession has seen any problem with my weight. When I ‘needed’ to gain weight, I gained it. When my body no longer needed said weight, it simply went away once more. [Raven Pegasus]

He seems to be the kind of person who wanders around aimlessly leaving notes for no particular reason, other than he needs a life. Prime example…I know of at least 2 cases where all he did was leave a note that contained the warning that pops up under the note box to remind you not to be an arse when you’re leaving notes. Unfortunately, it doesn’t say anything about stupid people shouldn’t leave notes.

Anyway…Troll aside…I have better and more important things to do (then again, that wouldn’t take much, would it *snickers*).

I need to get a Raven entry out for tonight/tomorrow…But more importantly I need Raven’s entry for the 20th…And to finish Naamah’s. Perhaps something for my rat…Though his is not a necessity…As we all know, he’s always there anyway. *laughs* Such a good pet.

Speaking of my rat…I finished his entry for May 13th…Not thinking it’s at the same level as Raven’s May 12th…Though it does have a couple moments. *hugs Peter* Poor, poor Peter, everyone always picks on him.