August 21, 2006

In the meantime…

In the world, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

— You make the bed (+1)

— You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

— You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

— You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)

— In the rain (+8)

— But return with beer (-5)

— You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

— You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (still 0)

— You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

— You pummel it with a fireplace poker (+10)

— It’s her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

— You stay by her side the entire party (0)

— You stay by her side for a while, then go chat with a friend (-2)

— Named Tina (-4)

— Tina is a dancer (-10)

HER BIRTHDAY

— You take her out to dinner (0)

— You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)

— Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)

— And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)

— It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

— You take her to a movie (+2)

— You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

— You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

— You take her to a movie you like (-2)

— It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)

— You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

— You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

— You develop a potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

— You develop a potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and Hawaiian shirts (-30)

— You say, "It doesn’t matter, you have one too." (-8,000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION

— She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [That’s right, you lose points no matter how you answer]

— You hesitate in responding (-10)

— You reply, "Where?" (-35)

— Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

— When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

— You listen for over 30 minutes (+50)

— You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

— She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10,000)

PenguinsWalkAmoungUs

August 22, 2006

And don’t you forget it! Hahaha!

LilyCat

rofl!

LOL I had this in my diary about when I was meeting my current partner. His note was something like that he would ask me out to all an you can eat dinner at a sports bar but he was scared he would fall asleep watching the TV after buying beer instead of presents. LOL thanks for reminding me. BTW he is the least like that note guy I know heheh

sylverling

But I LIKE sports bars…

lol this is hilarious and yet so true

This gave me such a good laugh,,possibly because it is sooo true!! You must be really smart to understand allof this this!!! Oh ryn…yes, I think modesty, and humility are a chosen thought process..It’s easy to give ourselves a pat on the back, but being a christian, I have learnt that we are supposed to give all the glory to God for everything, including good looks, nice clothing, nice homes,

our cars, our posessions etc, because it is He who has blessed us with all these things. I guess that we just become thankful to God for all of those blessings, and when telling others of them, we point to God as being the kind one who blessed us with them.

Hi! I’ve been out to take my mum shopping as we do on wednesdays and now I’m back.While shopping I thought of something.. I don’t tink women really keep score, or make points for their partners to get, but there are quite a few of those things you mentioned that do seem to make women happy or unhappy.

Just so you might keep a woman happier if you were to meet one I thought I’d tell you more things I thought of that would keep your woman happier for a long time….. 1. Tell her youlove her with a kiss and cuddle every single day. 2.bring her a bunch of flowers just because you love her..not just for a special occasion.

3. Perhaps buy her a little gift once in a while to say she is appreciated and not taken for granted..witha romantic card saying she is worth loving and caring about. 4.while out shopping scape up your short change and take her to a coffee shop and find a secluded corner and shout her a nice drink.Touch her hands and her hair and say, I love you (only if you do.) she’ll know if you are lying!

5. Be a gentleman and open the door for her, and stay and close the door gently too…(you don’t this much any more,soo sad..) 6.Speak to he ras though this will be the last time you will ever see her again.Don’t ever raise your voice, aviod arguing at all costs..but sit and discuss things rationally, intelligently as adults should.

7. choose something to do which you both have in common so you are not both going your own way all of the time. 9.That just kills a relationship).. 10. When you are just sitting talking together, don’t be afraid to open up and tell her how you have felt about somthing important in your life. (women like to talk about feelings)..it will bring you closer…she like to feel sorry for people,,,

it makes her feel like she has someone to care for.(not all woman are like this though so you you’ll need to test the waters..) 11. If you don’t like her weight, or what she is wearing, pick out something nice about her that you do like..mention this only!!

always put the tilet seat back down so when she goes to sit (not having eyes in the back of her head) she won’t fall in!(smile)”Ahh so that’s why they always say this, he thinks to himself!!!” 12.If dhe looks plain and simply worn out, ask her to sit down and put her feet up and make her a nice hot cuppa.(cup of tea, coffee or substitute.) then sit with her and enjoy the peace together..

if you can’t listen to talk with the tv on, get the remote and turn it off..so simple.. now you won’t be distracted.Lok her in the eyes and allow her the floor for a few minutes, then repond, then you take a turn..next thing you know you’ve had a wonderful conversation and time has flown!..love

13, ps, the most important hing..always be thoughtful of her feelings and her physical needs… if she is hungry–feed her, if she is hot, get someting to cool her down, if she cold.. find someway to warm her up..if she is getting rained on, hold an umbrella over her. If she is dad ask her what’s wrong, listen to her, if she is crying hold her, If she wants you to,

if she is happy, be happy for her, etc, etc. Once you can do all of this you’ll be sure to keep the one you love……she’ll melt in your presence.

Red PJ's

Ahh this is too funny, and very true.

Shazar

Seems like so many ways to fall into negatives, while there is barely anyway to make sure you’re doing well. Well, single digits in the plus beat triple digits in the negatives I guess! 🙂

pretty_when_crying

August 23, 2006

lol

TheWoodsprite

…on the other hand, if the noticeable pot belly comes from enjoying the woman’s cooking sooooo much…. she’ll probably not mind it. :o) !! I’d much rather Joe like my cooking than be “thinner” than when I met him! hugs, Weesprite (I must put “thinner” in quotation marks, cuz he never WAS thin….)