Man, you are a sweaty cat! (LONG entree)

My Jake is the most wonderful man I’ve ever encountered. He knows exactly how to help me without actually doing much at all. That’s a skill, ya? Ya. =D

This morning I got up at 9:30, and although I had told mum the night before that I get up that early, she was shocked when I said "MORNING!" …prolly didn’t help that it was loud and I was behind her and I walk quietly some mornings (other mornings I crack every step I walk… ) and then there was the usual morning routine of talking to Jake and waking up… in that order of course. Honestly, who wakes up and then gets out of bed?!

Mummy and I took Claire and Natey to Greensie, then we went shopping. For a towel (mmm sooo soft be it!) and other things that I cannot mention just yet. And we got film, and pies! Mmmm pies. Came home after an hour or so of that, and found Jenn messages on the machine so I called her and ate my pie. She wanted me to come see Wallace and Gromit with her, so after the pie was gone Mum took me to Jenns and then us both to Greensie. We ended up in the same cinema as Natey and his gang of mates.

On the way to Jenns house there is a paddock thing full of horses. Ok, 8 horses, but it looks like a lot! As we were driving past, I randomly broke into song… "look at all the horses, marching in line" and there was a dance to go with it and everything. It was funny, really funny, really freakin random too! Weirded us both out. And you know it has to be weird if I weird myself out! We were both teary laughter for ages and Jenn didn’t get what was so funny. =D

Mum also kept trying to tell us that some cars look like Storm Troopers (bit hard to understand when I have absolutely no idea what she means by that) and some have really huge grins. Mum was crazy today, like she is everyday.

I hate school holidays. It’s all good and stuff when you are a kid, but when you are grown up, and you just want to be able to go to the movies, get your ticket and walk into the cinema, it is the worst possible time to try and do that. Especially in the middle of the day. Ykno, I don’t deal with crowds well. I don’t know how I appear on the outside, but on the inside, I’m curling up in a little ball and sucking my thumb… I pretty much just wanna turn around and run away.

So we got to the place, 5 minutes before the movie was supposed to start. There was a massive line to get the tickets, and this strange really long line waiting to get in to some movie. In the ticket line, there were these 3 annoying teenage girls in front of me, and they kept spinning around to look at something and in the process whacking me with their handbags. Repeatedly. I got sick of it and put my hand on my hip, so my elbow was right in their way for the next time they turned around… bam. =) I like doing mini things of evil.

And the massive line to get into some movie? That was for Wallace and Gromit. Yep, our movie. Fucking w00t. Jenn left me there after a while as she desperately needed a smoke. A minute after she left, we all moved into the actual cinema, and then I was all "yay I’m sitting down"

Twas good movie. I was meant to see it with Leigh, but if he contacts me and wants to go see it, I’ll see it again. So it must be good eh? =) There was a smackos movie ad thing before it, twas just stoopid "i find you not guilty, and reward you with a lifetime supply of smackos!" *rolls eyes* seriously, not good. And there was some short with the penguins from Madagascar, and it was Christmas time, and so yeah, Sez didn’t enjoy that very much.

After moovey, Jenn and I waited in our seats and searched the darkness for the Natey gang, and it turned out they were the LAST GROUP TO LEAVE! When the lights came on, we gave up and left, but I was yelling out NATEY!!!! and he didn’t turn around! Or even hear me! Not fair. I’m too quiet *mini-pout* But we waited just outside the door, and Claire spotted me and dragged Natey to us, so that was cool. Talked to a Natey in public. Doesn’t happen much lol.

Claire is cool, I like her muchness. We get along great, and we’re very similar.

Jenn and I wandered past a toy machine thing, like where Candice got her Fisty McSponge many months ago. This machine, I had seen earlier when I was with mum, had cute little Pooh Bear dressed as aminals. So Jenn got us one each (I bought her movie ticket! lol) and she got a mouse, I got a hamster. So now I have a cute lil sleeping Pooh Bear in a hamster suit with a squidgy butt. I keep poking it and giggling because of the squidgyness of it. So amusing! Coz Pooh is on a lil cord thing, I hooked him onto my phone, and now he shall come everywhere with me. Hey Pooh, lets go to America!

I can’t remember why, but Jenn and I were talking about my being able to fly today. All I remember is I said something about carrying her on my back and she said she would hang on to my legs. OH YEAH! Dad said I have big ears (I think they are actually quite small really… or maybe normal sized, but not big!) So yeah, Dad said they hadn’t grown yet, and that they would get as big as Grandpa Cess’s (he had Dumbo ears, seriously. I should find you a picture one day!) and Jenn was all "aww, Sarah’s gonna lose her baby ears!" and yeah… thats’ where that all started from. Ok. I got it now! Yay for brain processes!

Jake just went to go watch his tvness, so that means I’ve been writing this for an hour, and that I have half an hour before he returns. Wonder if I can get this done by then? =D Worth a shot eh? *goes to refill water bottle and pee* *returns* Every time I move today, I realise that I am in fact a 50 year old woman. Then I re-realise that no, that is my mother, I am a 20 year old woman with a body that just acts like it is really 3 decades older than it is. Seriously, I can hardly move. Getting up is a pain, walking hurts my hips, I keep getting random butt cramps th at make it difficult-er to walk… yeah, who thinks I’m really 50? *raises hand*

I need music. This entree is boring without music.

Now playing: Bacon In A Can – Sezura

hehehee… yeah, I’m listening to my own song. I’m crazy, you know? "bacon in a can, bacon in a can, la la laaa bacon in a can oh yeah bacon in a can. bacon in a can, bacon in a can, it is bacon in a can. bacon in a can oh bacon in a can, that is what its doing its being in a can, it dances all night in the can…" thats the kind of thing I do if you leave me alone for 5 minutes when having an audio conversation! Crazy Squidy leaving me alone! lol. Cripes, 2 minutes of this! Ok… I’m over it… back to my story!

Carry On Dancing – Savage Garden

This evening was Natey’s birthday dinner. Did I mention today was Natey’s birthday? No? Well it was. It was his 17th birthday. Which also means it was/is Sapphy’s birthday *goes to send email bday card* Done and done. Nothing better than peas to say Happy Birthday. Almost as good as a monkey! =D lol… ANYWAYS! I keep getting distracted!

Real World – Matchbox 20

So tonight we all went out for Natey’s birthday. We went to Noble House, a lovely Chinese restaurant  that we’ve been having birthday dinners at since… since my age was in the single digits. Back then I used to get garlic prawns as my entree, and they would come with these SLICE

S of garlic and I would gobble them all down and kill people (mainly Petie) all night. Then they became watery, and the garlic became little tiny chopped up pieces, and that was less fun. Mmmm memories.

So the people that went to dinner. Mum and Dad, Natey and Claire, Matty and Skye, me and Jenn. Everyone had their girlfriends! And I said so, and Jenn just hugged me. =D hehehe Apparently, according to Mattys random and tonight-love of the number 47, we have been famous lesbians since 1947. lol I can’t remember the other 47 mention… but… umm… it’ll come to be later, maybe.

Stop – Matchbox 20

I had spicy calamari for entree. So not spicy! So soggy. But its fun to put the pieces in my mouth in one go, coz Matty was getting grossed out by my "very very large mouth!" hehehee seriously, you don’t want to watch me while eating, not a nice thing. Also, its not a good thing to watch Jenn eat either. I cant remember what she does but its not a nice thing to watch. lol we’re gross, that’s why we are friends. =D Mmm I had yummy cantonese beef for main (well… two pieces from the sizzling plate in the middle… sharing meals like that is such a good way to go about stuff!) and the sauce from that makes excellent red rice! mmmmmm

I kept tuning in and out of the dinner conversation, coz every so often the word penis or balls or something was mentioned… or sometimes people would say things like "I tried once, just to see if I could get down there" 😐 I heard that and knew what the conversation was about. Silly brothers.  Ooooh Petie said that Matty can look after Mum when she gets old, Natey can look after Dad, and I get the house. LOL That would be sweet. Speaking of sweet *bites lollypop* yum yum. Hmm… oh ya! I remember my point! Petie said he was going to live to be 115, to annoy Natey, and so I asked if I could poke him with sticks then. His response "you can poke me with many sticks" cracked me up SO VERY MUCH that I ended up bright red with tears streaming down my face. I laugh like my mother! Claire was laughing at the same thing, but ended up laughing SO HARD at me coz of the tearyness and such. Poor Jenn was stuck between us!  heheheheee

Where You Want To Be – Darren Hayes

Jenn mentioned her going to Wales next year, and that she may be staying there for 2 months, or maybe even 6! =O NOOOOOOOOOOOO! All I could do at the mention of that was grab her arm and hug it, seeing as I was sitting next to her =D

Jake just returned from his show-watching. I’m slow at writing this!!!

I Want You To Want Me – Zac Hanson

We all came home after dinner, as there was CAKE! Yummy yummy mud cake. The cake had a plastic belt thing around it that when Claire and Skye ripped it off had a LOT of icing on it, so Claire shared that with me. Twas yummy!!! mmm icing. Then I got cheek kisses from Petie AND Natey, coz the cake was cut to the bottom. =D And I got a slice of cake! And I have no idea what I’m writing, I’m too busy thinking that I should get the ’10 Things I Hate About You’ soundtrack. I love that movie.

Hold Me – Savage Garden

Jenn and I did stuff on puter, made me wanna do a White Ninja Cat Comics entree, just to show you the funniest things ever. So for a break, here are a few. Trust me: funniness!

Rainy Day and Can Sit and Glasses

=D Did you enjoy that? Are you ready to read more? Ok, good.

We checked out Headbutt’s sex, we believe he is a man. I always thought so.

We Are The World – Michael Jackson and the All Stars

I like the demo version of this song better, it sounds way more twisted!! "there’s a choice we’re making, we’re taking our own lives…" see? twisted. ish. amusing anyways.

Jenn and I went train stalking. Whilst waiting for the train we discussed lots of stuff, like we always do. We also saw Shane the shame-hiding truck. Cripes that is HILARIOUS! We’re gona stalk it one day, see where it lives! =D The train stalk was boring. Well, not really, but nothing bamtastic happened. Other than hilarity that is Sez-Jenn normality.

I wanted to get Ellen to come to dinner with me and Jenn on Thursday, but she pretty much said no. Those two are going through something, I kinda know what its about but at the same time I don’t. I do know  that Jenn keeps referring to me as her only good friend. But at least she was/is willing to have a group get together thing for my going away, because they are both my friends. I don’t want to have to do two seperate things, I want the three of us to be able to do something together but I don’t think its gonna happen and that makes me sad. Very sad.

Ever The Same – Rob Thomas

Tonight Jenn was talking to the Squid on yahoo, telling him he has to look after me and such things like that. Then when we were trainstalking she was going on about how he is really suited for down here, and how its gonna be so much fun when we can go trainstalking with him and go playgrounds and such, and have a third person that will actually enjoy these activities like we do, as often as we do. I reckon he’d so have a blast doing all that with us, and she sees it too! That’s so awesome. Can’t wait for my Jake to come to this fair land and I can show him MY life. Next week I get to see his life, I don’t know how long I have to wait till he comes here though. Oh well, I can wait. I’ll wait as long as I have to. Coz if a brainmate isn’t worth waiting for, who is?! Yeah. Brainmates, I’ll wait all my life if I have to. I would not be happy if I have to wait that long though! heheeheee

4 days. That’s half a week. Half a week until I board a plane to the land of Squid. I keep repeating myself over and over don’t I? Every entree is a countdown, and saying how excited I am!! Can you FEEL the excitement through my words? Can you?! Yeah. It’s there. It’s in every letter I type and have typed in the last… so long.

You Win Again – The Bee Gees

Tomorrow (today, its now 3am!) I’m going to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Candice. 1pm. I must remember. Before then I have to go to the smash repair place, get a quote, get the car booked in as well. Then once I’ve done that, Petie will call Optus and see about getting my phone to be able to work when I’m overseas. I tried to do that today, but it was no good as I am not the account holder! Bah. So ya, he’s doing that once I get the car quoted on.

Friday, Jenn and James and I are going to see Deuce Bigalow. This really is my movie week! I’m gonna be POOR! Oooh…  I should’ve gone to the bank today, and gotten some money exchanged. Then I could have two currencies in my wallet. That would be sweet.

I’ve got so much I could ramble on about, but I think this is already an essay and I should just stop here. You agree, don’t you? =D

If you read it all, well done. Have a cookie. *places plate of cookies on the entree floor*