Jelly Wrestling

 I’ve been waiting for 6 years to see jelly wrestling.  Jones has never delivered on his promise to take me.  Finally, I was invited on facebook to see a friend’s band play at a Mardi Gras party, and they mentioned that they’d be on right after the jelly wrestling.  

Omar took really terrible photos of jelly wrestling, but at least I have immortalised the greatest night of my life.

I think there is one badly out of focus shot that include boobies so if you’re one of those arsewipes that yells at women for "getting their tits out" to feed their child or for sunbaking topless, please go die in a hole without scrolling down.  Why did you even click on an entry entitled "jelly wrestling" anyway?   

Besides, I just discovered I can once again retrieve my password for my old diary, so I’m not really caring if they bahlete this one. And I bet photobucket blocks the tit shot within 48 hours.  They blocked photos of my son because he wasn’t wearing enough clothes in them (he was 4 months old) and that apparently constitutes child pornography. 

Nonetheless, don’t get too excited – they really are disappointing shots. They need night vision or something.  I can’t be bothered to ‘shop them right now.

The costumes were great.  In fact, I think it made it way better than jelly wrestling at some sleazy pub.  Below is Diddy Kong vs a nurse.

One thing that Omar failed to do was take good shots of the male wrestlers.  Some of them were particularly hot.  One specifically had my attention.  I think Omar is secretly a man-hating lesbian.  

The woman below had a g-string on too and was constantly facing with her back to us.  She went all the way to the finals, and in each round all I can remember is her arse.  I think her wrestling name must be The Ubiquitous Arse.  People even shone their mobile phone lights on it.  It was glorious.  Baby got back, all right.  How Omar failed to get a proper arse shot is beyond me.  I think she is the worst digital photographer ever.  Or she prefers tits to arse, I guess.

Below is not a very flattering shot of me (is there such a thing?) but I just had to show how excited I was.  This is me pointing at the arena either during one of the bouts or right before it was going to started.  As is evident, I was stoked.