Just when I discovered the meaning of life…

They changed it!
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I can’t believe Rufus is dead!

Why is this entry so difficult to start? It’s not gonna contain anything life-changing or even mildly interesting!

Fuck it. Bullet points it is.

– Mom’s gone to India. Her dad is really unwell. The doctors are saying he’ll be gone by the end of the week. He’s 82 and he’s suffering from everything-failure. I’m gonna miss him. He’s the only 82 year old i know that spikes his hair up (i still take credit for that!).

– Finished decorating my sisters’ bedroom. This included stripping the wallpaper, sanding all the walls, putting the paper up (where i picked up the nasty gash on my back), painting the ceiling and skirting boards, putting the carpet in, assembling the new furniture and putting everything back in. Yeah, a pretty busy/hurty week.

– Bina came round today for a bit of a movie marathon. Jumper is wickedly crap. I expected so much more. But Rachel Bilson is so hot it’s not even funny! I have a favourite who reminds me of her. Points for guessing correctly. Also, John Rambo (aka Rambo 4) was watched. Fuckin awesome! I used to think Rocky was his best character, but i’m having second thoughts now. Started watching Vantage Point (again) but i couldn’t get passed Jack from Lost’s constipated face. Turned it off after 20 minutes. Shame. It could have been good.

– Realising a few things about myself with Zap. Turns out i’m more Indian than i thought, lol.

– Ran over a cat last week. It actually made me quite sad. I didn’t kill it or anything (infact, the cheeky fucker actually stared at me while i was braking before running off), but it really depressed the hell out of me. Stupid cat.

– Have an appointment with the doc tomorrow. See if i can’t stop these bloody nose bleeds.

– Last Friday was possibly one of the best pub nights EVER! Stephen joined us and it was such a laugh. Unfortunately for him, karaoke will NOT become a regular occurance round at Goofs.

– Pissed off at the Germans. Do i really need a reason?

– Pissed off at the Russians. See above.

But now i have to skidaddle. Those damn certificates aren’t gonna find themselves!