Survey stolen…..(1)

From that world renowned Déise fanatic…er, FANatic. Incidentally, Waterford won their first Munster Hurling title since 1963 after beating All-Ireland champions Tipperary 2-23 to 3-12 so perhaps we won’t hear from her for a while. In the meantime……..

1. What is your full name?

Joseph Peter L. That’s all you’re getting.

2. What color pants are you wearing right now?

Navy chinos. Rather nice and formal but for some reason I only wear them in the house. I’ll change into jeans later if I’m going out.

3. What song are you listening to right now?

Nothing, but Christina Milian’s new song has been ringing around in my head this past week so I suppose that.

4. What are the last 4 numbers of your phone number?

Honestly – as FANatic said, this is Ireland and if I were to give the last four numbers of my phone number out, a quick consultation with a map of Ireland and a passing interest in Irish phone numbers would yield the other three. But I will give you one of my mobile phone numbers (I have three, dontcha know!). 1952

5. What was the last thing you ate?

Toast and marmalade and a cup of tea.

6. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

No, offers to be texted to +353 85 7101952. Oh dagnammit, I’ve only gone and given the whole damn thing out!!!

7. If you were a crayon, what color would you want to be and why?

Black, although I must admit this is a pretty stupid question and I’m only lending it legitimacy by answering it. I withdraw my response. Now where’s that backspace key?

8. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?

Cuba if I had the money. If not, then the European version of Cuba with more money, tourists and capitalists that we like to call Spain.

9. What do you want to do the rest of your life?

Live?

10. Do you like snow, sun or rain?

Sun, although a hot rainy day like the day of the last general election might sway me…….

11. How is the weather right now?

Sunny with lots of dark clouds, rather cold but still pretty warm with a chance of rain. So in summary, another typical day in Ireland.

12. Last person you talked to on the phone?

My sister, calling from her friend’s phone. “Joseph, call me back, bye.” Honestly, wimmin…..

13. What are the first things you notice about the opposite sex?

Like, duh!! Boobs!

14. Do you like the person that sent you this?

Well, I nicked it from FANatic and she’s lovely.

15. How are you today?

Like Spock said on Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, I feel fine.

16. Your favorite drink?

I’d like to think it’s water.

17. Alcohol:

No, no thanks, actually yes, just the one, not too much, that’s enough, no, more, no, no, keep going, ah here just give me the bottle…….

18. How do you eat an Oreo?

What the hell is an Oreo?

19. Favorite sport?

Football, as in the one the world loves that involves a ball being kicked by feet.

20. What makes you happy?

Love and tea.

21. What’s the next CD you’re gonna get?

Red Hot Chili Peppers new album.

23. Favorite place to be kissed?

I like the kissing, full stop.

24. What is your eye color?

Blue.

25. Hair color:

Brown, but with a few too many grey hairs for a 21 year old.