Survey stolen…..(2)

27. Do you wear contacts?

No, but I have an increasing reliance on glasses.

28. Any siblings and their ages?

One sister, 17. Kev, don’t even think about it.

29. What school do you attend?

Local secondary school, in car park, wearing rainjacket and tugging at something underneath.

30. What religion are you?

The last answer should have cleared that up; Catholic.

31. What do you like to do?

Live.

32. What’s the best advice given to you?

I dunno…..”use your discretion”? I find being discreet and not making a big deal out of everything when you don’t need to is a good way to live.

33. Have you ever won any special awards?

I won a crappy CD player in a company raffle in Christmas 2000. And a bottle of Paddy whiskey last year. But they’re more prizes than awards……of which I have none. Apart from that Pulitzer in the attic.

34. What are your future goals?

Robbie Keane, golden goal, 12th minute, Ireland v South Korea in the final of Germany 2006.

36. Favorite Group?

Depends, these days I’d say the Chili Peppers butn I’m sure I’ll change my mind again.

37. Favorite food?

Apple tart.

38. Favorite movie?

Hmmm…..right now it’s Moulin Rouge but I think if I saw A.I. again I might change my mind. It was rather good. Or not. It provokes reactions, and that’s good.

39. Favorite day of the year?

New Year’s Day. Oh, and Christmas Day I suppose. They’ve gotten a little better.

41. Do you like to dance?

Not so much anymore, I used to though.

42. Are you shy to ask someone out?

I’m terminally shy at that sort of thing, I’ve never asked anyone out ever. I’m slowly realising that I have virtually no self-confidence, I just don’t believe in myself whatsoever. So asking someone out is out of the question. Casual snogs and such affairs are most definitely in. And love seems very very far away these days.

43. Worst sickness you ever had?

Sickness in my mind would mean anything that would confine you to quarters, in which case I’d have to say the Great Knee Saga of 2000 is right up there at the top. The pain, the unimaginable sheer pain of practically destroying your knee definitely beats a kidney infection, two ingrown toenail operations, the mother of all flus that mangled my head for three weeks in February 2001 and tore away my vocal cords for a week and that little operation I got done on me when I was only small.

44. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

I could try and be funny and say that taking biology instead of geography was the biggest wrong turn I ever took. But honestly, the stupidest thing I’ve ever done was going for that little walk in the freezing cold last December after I got home from the big OD Summit. Wandering in an icy field at four in the morning wearing only a shirt. Very stupid, and what’s more when it comes to the day of judgement and Joe is asked to account for his whereabouts on 30 December 2001 between 4am and 5am, I’ll have no answer.

45. Do you like scary or happy movies better?

It don’t really matter.

46. Phone or person?

Person, although texting can be more intimate. Sometimes.

48. Hugs or kisses?

Hugs, mainly because of their universal value. You can be as enthusiastic as you want with a hug. Kisses are fine, but you can’t be as enthusiastic with everyone. What would your father think?

49. Have you ever been in love?

Only the fucking stupid unrequited kind. No bitterness though!

52. Is golf a sport?

I’d define a sport as anything that involves competiton. Like Tom Cruise and that other bloke in the wheelchairs in Days of Thunder. Only less………y’know……Days of Thunder. In fairness, not Mr Cruise’s best hour which we all know was as Frank T.J. Mackey in Magnolia.

Respect the cock.

j