holy strippers batman

well friday i had a dentist appointment to get my wisdom teeth pulled. gahhhh that was a pain in my ass. really it was a pain in my mouth. but it actually only hurt for a few hours. and i have these really awesome pain pills that i essentially  have no use for. sad. anyway do you wanna know  one of the non best things you can do after a tooth extraction…drink alcohol. so what did i do saturday night?? went to the strip club and got hammered off jack and coke and double shots of jager. oh well i feel fine today. it was so much fun though i went with derek 2 of my cousins and ones husband and then a friend of my cousins that i had met before ‘cuz her ex husband (husband at the time) was in jail with derek. what a small world. anyway these strippers sucked. ok well all but one. there was this really really horrible one that couldnt climb the pole but god help the poor retarded looking girl she just kept on trying. it was so sad. but there was one really good one and she was entertaining and fun to watch, the others were just rolling around naked. booty. anyway it was really fun anyway my cousins are little dirty girls though it was so funny to watch them. derek is great ‘cuz me and him were both secretly making fun of the strippers then we get home and we were telling each other what we thought and we both just hated them all except that one. i mean really though if you’re gonna be a stripper it would help if you knew how to dance. oh well though. crap me and derek have a ton of laundry to do today. it really blows ‘cuz i hate doing laundry. im waiting for him to get back from his dads house so we can go eat breakfast but he’s being slow. actually im sure thats ‘cuz his dad is, well just being his dad. gotta love him but sometimes he’s got such a one track mind it kills me. at least derek didnt get that from him. la di da i guess i’ll go get ready…