Sims: An Asylum Challenge.

 Part 4 found here

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I see you’re your usual positive self, Theo!

ONE PROMOTION TO GO. COME ONNNN.

Yeah, this is still a regular thing.

So Ozzy brings this guy home from work and next thing I know Tamzin is just slapping the shit out of him for no apparent reason.

Theo: Babblebabblebabble … 

At this point they’ve become so used to fires starting that no one cares any more.

THEN THIS HAPPENED

Theo: … Halp?

Grimmy: How are you people so incompetent? 

Ozzy: NOOOOOOO DON’T TAKE HIM PLEASE I BEG YOU

Ozzy: … Shit.

(If you’re wondering why it’s suddenly light, it’s because Theo decided to starve himself to death at 6:43am and the clock ticked over to daytime while Grimmy was doing his thing.)

JESUS CHRIST TAMZIN STOP FUCKING EVERY THING WITH A PULSE

But she always returns to her one true love <3

At this point everyone’s cheating on everyone so who cares.

There ain’t no party like a grilled cheese party!

Caitlin chooses this brilliant moment to pass out mid-cook.

So of course Ozzy couldn’t get to the burning food…

And the inevitable happened.

Evelyn: So these are my boobs.

Would not wanna be in the middle of these two right now…

I don’t think you’ve quite got the hang of this whole ‘haunting’ thing Theo.

Bored now.

Poor Ozzy. He barely gets any sleep because I’m making him work out 24/7 to gain his last two body skills points, and then when he does get home from work he passes out from exhaustion and the whole battle starts over again.

… Really, Evelyn? A whole turkey?

By this point I realised there just wasn’t enough time before everyone aged to get Ozzy to his LTW.
It took near enough two days straight to earn his last body point and he still needed another two and they only had two days left so instead I thought bugger it, let’s give them a party, they’ve earned it!

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Take one last look at the four surviving inmates before they grow old and wrinkly!

Ozzy: So this is what arthritis feels like.

Couldn’t have morphed into a more appropriate dress.

… Did you even age Tamzin?

Uh, slightly late to the party guys.

Ozzy: Stop that.

Okay, I had to. They were the original couple!

So cute! So loving! So..

Yeah, that’s more like it.

 

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CHALLENGE FAILED.

Oh well. It was fun. 4/8 surviving inmates, numerous fires, I don’t-know-how many fights and some hauntings.
What else would you expect from an asylum, eh?