Freak Test

FREAK TEST
Do not be alarmed if you find out that you are a freak!!!!

Have You Ever:

1. Had sex? (5pts.)
2. Oral sex? (5 pts.)
3. Swallowed cum? (5pts.)
4. Practice bondage, or Sadomasochistic behavior? (5pts.)
5. Had anal sex? (5pts.) To orgasm? (5pts.)
6. Had sex with someone of the same sex? (10pts.)
7. Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10pts.)
8. Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts.)
9. Used sex toys? (7pts.)
10. Bought a dirty magazine? (3pts.)
11. Watched a porno? (3pts.)
12. Been in a 69 position? (3pts.)
13. Had phone sex? (5pts.)
14. Masturbated? (5pts.) In a public place? (5pts.)
15. Had sex in a public place? (5pts.) Park? (1pt.) Subway?(3pts.) Alleyway? (2pts.) Train or bus station? (3pts.)
16. Gotten carpet burns? (3pts.)
17. Participated in an orgy? (10pts.)
18. Watched someone having sex? (7pts.)
19. Had sex with others watching you? (7pts.)
20. Sucked or licked your own: Females: Breast or pussy?(12pts.)
Males: Dick? (12pts.)
21. Paid for sex? (8pts.)
22. Been paid for sex? (8pts.)
23. Had a one night stand? (8pts.)
24. Passed out during sex? (5pts.)
25. Had an STD? (8pts.)
26. Had sex without contraceptives? (6pts.)
27. Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3pts. for each place)

Scoring:
1-25: How does it look up there with the angels?
26-55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed class.
56-85: Ok, you’re just on the outskirts of being a freak.
86-125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!!! Here’s your certificate that you completed the freak correspondence course.
126-170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You could teach a freak class.
171 +: You are the Dean of Freak College. You’re not only a client,your Da Freaky president

Yes I copied and pasted this too.  And it is funny and you shall get over it.  🙂  By the way I scored a big 78!!!!