Uh huh black and yellow

On Thursday I went to the movies with Danny and saw Insidious.  I really liked it.  It’s kinda like Paranormal Activity, except they actually show scare stuff.  Anyway, I got a blue raspberry slushy when I was there, and it was really good.  I wanted it because it was blue.  So, later, I went back to his house to hang out, and I started to bloat really bad.  Then the pain came.  I tried to sleep but I was woken up, and I made myself throw up because I knew I had to anyway.  It was bright blue:D.  It helped the pain a little, but then I started pissing out of my ass!!!  I had food poisoning again!! I was up the entire nigh puking and shitting almost at the same time lol.  I had to whip around really fast so I wouldn’t make a mess on the floor from whatever end.  Each time I did the combo attack, I felt a little better.  It’s gone now.  I was well prepared from it since my last round of food poisoning over the summer.  This time, I even had scraps of tp to use from the trash can…HE WAS OUT OF TP.  Fucking figures. 

Lately, I’ve wanted to be move active.  Not as in joining the football team, but just doing things around the house, like walking with Phil, and digging the stream out behind my house.  Just to get outside and off the computer.  I’m so lazy.  OH YEAH.  I did the most ghetto, white trash thing I’ve ever done in my life today, literally.  It was funny.  Me and Phil were twerkin for our money, wgetting bottles on Mayall, and there was a trashbag that had been torn open at the end of the gravel pit driveway.  I noticed that there were 5 bottles inside..hey it’s 25 cents..and so I went through the trash, like a racoon, and got the bottles.  Don’t judge.