How do you burn a hard boiled egg?

How do you burn a hard boiled egg? Sounds like a question that Jessica Simpson would ask right! Well thats a question Bryan asked me.

You see i boiled my eggs so my kids could color easter eggs last night. And then his mom boiled  dozen of hers so Mariann’s kids could color too. Well i ended up having to turn those off because she forgot about them. Then i left to go meet my mom and buy new scrubs. on my way back i get this phone call, from bryans mom sayinf she burnt the eggs. I told her no i turned them off, she said no she was making the other dozen and forgot about them adn left them to boil for over an hour. So when i walked back into my house there was this disgusting smell and we had to fumigate the house. So my kids never got to do their eggs.

And you would think that a 51 year old women would remember to clean up the mess. NOPE she let them sit all night in the nasty pan and they look gross so now it is my job to clean them up. Isnt it sad. I just have to remind myself 10 1/2 more months