shoe box e.p.

If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d but you a house ( I would buy you a house)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d buy you furniture for your house ( maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d but you a K-car ( a nice reliant automobile)

If I had a 1,000,000, I’d buy you love

If I had a 1,000,000

I’d build a treefort in our yard

If I had a 1,000,000

You could help it wouldn’t be that hard

If I had a 1,000,000

Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there

Wouldn’t that be fabulous!

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I but you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that’s cruel)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d but you John Merick’s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)

If I had a 1,000,000 I’d buy your love

If I had a 1,000,000

We wouldn’t have to walk to the store

If I had a 1,000,000

We’d take a limousine cause it costs more

If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

i’d but you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that’s cruel)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000 If I had a 1,000,000

If I had a 1,000,000 I’d be RICH!