My Pokemans, I Will Show You Them

 I have seen the erect penis of a work colleague.  

Okay, so I’ll admit this wouldn’t exactly be the first time, but that was when I was young, single, and intending to battle their Snorlax with my Jigglypuff (teehee).  This is different.  Waaaaaay different.  This is one Snorlax I did not choose.

This colleague is in fact a manager, and gay.  Pretty hot, but so definitely gay that my brain shuts his hotness off. 

See, I went to another gay colleague’s birthday party (I have a lot of gay colleagues, there’s something about this department I think) and he suddenly wanted to show us something he found on the internet.

It was a gay hook-up site.  He had found this dude’s profile.  Let’s call him Sandy. 

At first the profile would only let you see 2 photos:  his face, and his naked torso right down to before the danger zone.  Phew, I thought, I’m glad he doesn’t have any pictures as explicit as anyone else.  

Then the birthday boy decided to send a message to Sandy, just saying "hi" and "you’re hott" and all that usual internet flirting crap.  He got the exact response he was looking for: he unlocked his other pictures.

And lo, there he was,  proudly holding his turgid member in his hand for all to see.

As a bonus,  birthday boy then showed us all his profile pics, so I’ve actually now seen 2 workplace penises.  That’s a 200% increase since I last saw a workplace penis.  It’s also twice as much as flatmate penis I’ve seen.

Birthday boy also then sent a message to Sandy letting him know who he was.  However, Sandy doesn’t know I’ve seen it, and I have to work with him today pretending I haven’t seen his aroused man-meat.  It’s… awkward…

I just had to get this off my chest.  I feel better now.