Baby pictures on facebook.

(I guess this is sort of an extra item carried over from the last entry.)

I’m grateful to have been born in the era that I was for a variety of reasons. But this is just another one.

I feel sorry for all the babies whose mothers decide to post a billion photos oft them on facebook… buck naked.

I don’t mind looking at your baby on my facebook feed, I really don’t. Congrats, parenthood is an adventure, and rewarding, etc. I get all that, and much respect.

But… uh… would it kill you to make sure your baby is actually wearing something in said photos? It wouldn’t even be THAT bad, if not for the fact that there is a professional watermark on most of them. You have PROFESSIONALS taking photos of naked babies like they’re centerfolds. If it was just you and your digital camera, I could still deal with it just fine.

So… next time you have a baby, and want to take high quality photos, at least give your baby some pants. Please? I’ll thank you. Your offspring will thank you, and sooner than you think, unless you want them to give you death stares whenever you pull them out to show friends, relatives, and prospective significant others. Seriously, are you trying to just blackmail them?

But yes. Please. Think of the children. And my eyes.

Thank you.