Ches 13, 1492 – Berna’s Journal (Gnomengarde)

I don’t think I like gnomes. At least – not THESE gnomes. Inventors are …annoying. Turns out Robyn really likes locked doors. Or maybe it was the trap. I don’t know for sure, but definitely going to have to install special sneaky doors for him on whatever house we get. That way whenever he finds one we can have crazy sex against the wall. That was amazing! Turns out the shapechangers the kings here were worried about were mimics! There was a baby one, but we accidentally killed it. I kind of wish we had gotten a chance to keep it. That would have been super interesting. Amille is staying here when we leave in the morning. I know Essy is gonna be sad for a few days, but with everything going on I understand why the decision was made. OH! I have a helmet that lets me understand languages! It’s really too bad it’s also the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. But! Bonus – I can know listen to Robyn talk naughty to me in his own language. Maybe I’ll have him use it a few times so he can get the same effect for quintspeak and sylvan? It’s a thought. I’m gonna curl up with him now and trance while he cuddles me. Best part of my day by far.