Recent Entries

• 6/3/06

  June 2, 2006

  Well, this has been one of the most difficult periods of my life simply because I'm losing my ability to deal with all of the stress.  Damn near every relationship that I have is on the rocks, and I'm not coping well.  Perhaps I need to find another corner of the world to habitate and&h...

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• 4/21/06

  April 20, 2006

  I am pleasantly surprised to see that this little corner of Open Diary still exists.  Perhaps I will once again recommence.

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• Nobody respects Roger

  February 8, 2006

  http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagethestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1139352619759&call_pageid=968867495754&col=969483191630</

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• I look like Tony Slattory!

  September 16, 2005

  I just shaved my goatee!  I haven't seen my face in over a year, and this is just so peculiarly odd.  I'm remembering why I grew out my facial hair to begin with.  I look like I'm only about 21.

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• sweet new tunes

  August 29, 2005

  Listen up! http://www.faunfables.net It's like...Heart + Jethro Tull...300+ years ago in the middle of a famine.

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• Give cheese a pants

  August 17, 2005

  John Lennon stays in bed for an entire day to protest the Vietnam war, and everyone calls him a hero.  I stay in bed for an entire day to protest the Iraq war, and my family thinks I have mono.       if a body catcha body falling in the rye....

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• slant-eyed gooks on WRCZ Albany

  August 8, 2005

  Gentlemen,   By now, I'm sure I don't need to explain the hijinks outlined here http://www.asianmediawatch.net/945fm/ or my disdain for them.   But what you might want to see is this excerpt from a message board post at http://forums.yellowworld.org/archive/index.php/t-24949.html b...

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• Interview

  July 31, 2005

  These questions are from Hopeful, and since I'm feeling rather humorless today, I will answer in as straightforward a manner as possible. 1. What do you think about while trying to fall asleep at the end of the day? Well, I'm a typical insomniac, so many random things will bounce around in my hea...

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• Harry Potter and the Stick of Juxtaposition

  July 19, 2005

  So apparently, some major character dies in the latest Harry Potter book (I don't read the series and I never will). Not surprisingly, fans are shocked, SHOCKED!, that the author did that. I felt the same way when I got to the part in the Bible where Jesus died. Of course, he comes back in…

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