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• burn notice

  January 27, 2014

  set the past blazing just torch it it's dead the past is not a home the past is a corpse and should you try to live inside you will only know the company of maggots and rot so torch it it's over before it got so maudlin Christ it was beautiful it was nice and…

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• prosebox?

  January 26, 2014

  I guess I'll have to start a prosebox after all.

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• to the tune of L.A. WOMAN

  January 24, 2014

  well, I took a little look into my cereal bowl saw a raisin, the revulsion began to grow little horror grapes in a place they're not s'posed to go who would ever let a little fruit get so shriveled and sour it feels like a decades-long prank bitter and dour, bitter and dour (x2) I…

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• 125 barrage

  January 24, 2014

  1.) I just got the Trending bar on facebook and I already have an irrational level of distaste for it. This should be fun. 2.) The Monkees were one Tork over the line, sweet Jesus, one Tork over the line. 3.) PORTAL COMBAT! Cakeality. 4.) You end up seeing her wizard's wand at the end…

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• Butterfly Sauce

  January 23, 2014

  caterpillars don't change cleanly inside their cocoons they don't just morph they dissolve into ooze before they are reborn cut open a crysalis if you don't mind murdering bugs if you can deal with the loss in that time in between there's no caterpillar and no butterfly just sauce they don't just...

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• 0124 barrage

  January 23, 2014

  1.) Top Ten Cracked Top Ten Lists About Buzz Feed Top Ten Lists, Top Ten Top Ten Top Ten 2.) "Is he paid one third less?/Yes and forced to wear a dress/Look out, here comes the Woman-Man!" is the lyric that popped in my head. 3.) I put the "sumptuous" into presumptuous. 4.) Before eating…

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• 1232014 barrage

  January 22, 2014

  1.) A spin off of FULL HOUSE where the dads just come out and admit they're a polyamorous gay threesome called THREE OF A KIND. 2.) The 21st century where unrealistic expectations of conventional beauty can now make men feel just as horrible as women have for all history. 3.) Spam's nature is haz...

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• tune of penniesfromheaven

  January 22, 2014

  every time it's Passover, bread is unleavened when the seasons roll over, the bread is unleavened pharaohs and the plagues they have avoided this town we have evaded the man in the white night gown trade in all your usual rich eggy challah rituals they have value not measures of dollar no cinnamo...

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• eight lives down now

  January 22, 2014

  a dead cat bounces when you drop it if it's cold enough at least a little bit that's how I feel not like I'm dropping cats like I am that cat that is the term "the dead cat bounce" the idea that when you bottom out when you really hit the limit end you naturally…

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