Recent Entries

• Life as it were:

  July 4, 2012

  Life as it were:  - I found a job in Seattle. I start the 15th. - This prompted me to give my two weeks....resulting in a couple of pissed off bosses. Farewell, fuckers. - Reagan's wedding has been indefinitely postponed. And I, being the hypocritical Maid of Honor that I am, has been s...

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• /holds ‘End is Near’ sign

  June 25, 2012

  The fuckable Best Man has now become my man. Folks, this may be a clear indication that the world is ending. Or the Z.A. is about to begin. Whichever earthly doom you prefer. I,  Harlow, am in a solid, exclusive relationship. With another human being. (yes, the last part is necessary due to ...

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• Pubes!

  May 28, 2012

  You may (or may not) be quite disappointed when you realize that this entry is in fact, not about pubes. I think it's a strange word is all. Pubes. I'm at work right now. No judging. Bored out of my mind. The regulars are in, and some business guys probably from out of state. Its n...

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• RIP Dart

  May 10, 2012

  Dart passed away yesterday. I mentioned a few entries back how Dart was acting funny. I took him to the vet and turns out he had Stage V Lymphoma. The vet said we could do treatment, but it wouldn't stop the inevitable. I had to make the call: put Dart down now or watch him…

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• My “beef” with Seattle

  May 8, 2012

  Alright, little journalists....listen up. Miss Harlow is going to clarify WHY I have such a burning hatred for Seattle. When I was a wee lass of 10, I was into grunge music. Of course, it was the 90's-who the hell wasn't? Mind you, it was late 90's, but I was obsessed wit...

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• ………………………………………yep.

  May 1, 2012

  Drove down to Reagan's over the weekend. Official wedding business to attend to. Met the other lady in her line (they are only having two each). She's a twat with really big hair, but whatever. Its not like I have to be her BFF. Reagan's fiance is having his brother and best f...

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• Ephiphany *cue music*

  April 22, 2012

  I woke up this morning to Dart licking my feet (god damn it). Took a hit. Got in the shower. Had an epiphany (where all my epiphanies happen). Fuck THIS, I told myself.  Fuck this shower in this fucking apartment. Fuck drinking my coffee and smoking my joint while I scribble o...

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• Three Things.

  March 25, 2012

  Over the past 24 hours, I've come to the following 3 conclusions: 1. Fuck pickle juice. Ever heard someone say, "Here! Chase that vodka shot with some pickle juice?" DON'T FUCKING DO IT! Of course it gets rid of the alcoholic kick.... AND REPLACES IT WITH T...

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• Fuck your couch….

  March 20, 2012

  I hate Stu's couch. So I finally convinced him to go to Ikea and buy a cheap one. What did we do with the old one? ........well...... Ta-da! Then we made smores but I did not take a picture because I was too busy chowing down on my munchie and my fingers were gooey. I lea...

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