Stuff & Nonsense

A collection of lines that I haven’t been able to crow bar into anything.
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A large frozen mass gave me some advice
You could say it was just the tip of an iceberg

If they play a song for me at my funeral
Will it be called a deadication?

If I’m bipolar
Will male and female polar bears want to woo me?

If I was in a board meeting
Could I table a suggestion to the chair?

If I was fasting
Could I still eat fast food?

There’s not a cross word in my crossword
I think I’ll take it back
Phone my lawyer to discover
Whether I can sue under the Trades Descriptions Act