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September 23, 2010

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A rant and a cheer!

three hours of this hell left.

I originally wrote three years.

might as well be.

ugh.

so, i have a rant and a cheer.

rant first:

WHY CAN’T THESE BITCHES FLUSH THEIR TOILET SEAT COVERS. I swear to the heavens, at least three times a day I’ll go to the bathroom (I drink a lot of water, lol) and some crazy bitch has left her seat cover on the damn toilet. FLUSH IT. I mean, these aren’t auto flushing toilets so you might possibly forget to turn around and look at what you’re leaving behind. No, you have to turn around and HOPEFULLY use your shoe to flush (I never use my hands, gross!)… who cares.

HOWEVER YOU FLUSH IT, please, flush your cover. Nobody wants to touch the thing you had your butt on. that’s the point of the damn seat covers. you protect your butt and you get rid of it!

stupid nasty cunts.

OK, AND NOW, the cheer.

I can’t believe I forgot to write about it.

But I got my proof of publication!

HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!!

I will be filing for my default divorce next friday (barring any unforseen idiocy on my part, like not having all the forms I need or whatever). I just got approved for that day off and I’m so thrilled.

a friday off, can it be?!

oh it can! it can! hooray! huzzah!

so, I’m hoping that by March next year, I will have the final divorce decree in my grubby little hands.

and then I"m having a divorce party. You are all invited.

at this party I will be burning the marriage certificate and any photos I have of him (sadly,I have a picture of him when he was a baby and I’m thinking of burning that too. I know, Jacob should probably have one picture of his father, but … ugh! I hate him! Maybe I"ll photocopy one and put it in the "things you need to know about your stupid sperm donor" envelope I have. I have one for Jonathon, well it’s a computer file, but it’s there for when he wants to see it) and generally celebrating my upcoming nuptuals with my baboo face.

Which I hope can still be in april.

COME ON APRIL!!!!

~~whatever~~

~~why do i get my hopes up?~~

but i have to have hope for something!!!!

Everyone is leaving work early today. it’s pretty annoying.

I want to leave early.

maybe I just WILL.

not like anybody will be here to notice.

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Without Wings

September 24, 2010

DUDE! Seat covers!! I know! Sometimes mine doesn’t go down so I have to kick it in and flush again. I hate doing a double flush though when people are in the bathroom cause I think they’re thinking I did something nasty to require a double flush

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zomg, I totally hate that woman do that too! It’s super gross!

Women are by far (I typed fart, I should have kept it) the nastiest users of public restroom. *Nods* You do have coolness in your day: Proof of Publication, yo! OMG! I am so fricking happy for you!! I would keep the baby photo and one “adult” photo of the jackass for el kiddo. Just…..you know……cause.

I am so excited for you! Like, super super excited. A divorce party would be fun! I wanted to have one … but I was a whore and was all pregnanty! 😀 I am sure everything will fall into place. I feel the same way about all of Nair’s stuff. I Just want to Burn It [with RanDom capS]. But…we should probably save a few scraps, right?

WOOHOO!!! A lot of our bathrooms up here don’t even provide people with seat covers. What does that mean? That we have cleaner asses? Seriously, what does it mean, that we are too cheap to buy seat protectors. Back to the woohoo! That’s fantastic news about the stuff with the marriage to the thing guy that is going to be done soon, so that the new marriage can be happening soon!!

kirayamato

It is definitely nicer to simply stand and pee with only occasional poos requiring public seat issues. Then again, public male bathrooms usually have piss all over the place so that’s nasty too…

Breathing Life In

Smack ’em with their dirty toilet seat covers! YAY for divorce!

K.Frances

They are DESIGNED to be flushable, for heaven’s sake! UGH! Save one or two, as Nin suggested, with a dossier: name, birthdate, blood type, date he left… vital stats, ya know? Then cram it in a file somewhere for when the munchkin asks for it and BURN the rest!! BURN, I say, BURRNNNN!!!!

I dont get how its brave but fuck it Ill take any positive feedback. I used to work at a store and one of the things i was paid to do was clean the bathrooms. I say I was paid to do it cuz I really didnt do it. I mean I sorta helped but i didnt get into the nasty parts. I just sat back with a hose and sprayed things. anyways the womens to my shock and horror were always nasty.

pintador

Congratulations on the publishing! Not quite as exciting as getting one of your stories published but it’s a close second 🙂

Enthusiast

Oh I hope, hope, hope it can be done with in March!!

M.C.

At first I thought you said that you got your publication for your period! Lol. Geeze something either on my mind much or I don’t know. Congratulations anyway hun! Yeah I’d feel kinda weird about having pictures left over of the other cunt for my kids sake too. I’d keep as little as possible around and they’d just see him or talk to him on the phone or whatever but very supervised! Hell even

the contact that they would have with him just regularly would be as minimal as possible and monitored very closely and carefully! As you can see because he’s not of the regular father type then he wouldn’t be granted those priviledges! He did damage to me and he wouldn’t DARE do it to my children! That’s if they were to still be here. I just wouldn’t be sorry to have the bastard out of my life

either way! Glad you get to have that Friday off despite the one today you’re still hating. And the toilet seat cover. Wish I had to think of that whenever we’re out somewhere. Wouldn’t know where to get them though. And yeah they could stand to take the seat cover with them when they’re done! Damn who would want to sit in that!

Sorry I mean flush them. Got mixed up.