chicken flavored chicken!!!

 

 So I had this "chow mein" bowl thingie for lunch.

IT HAD DEHYDRATED CHICKEN NIBBLETS IN IT!!!

Yep.

and they turned into REAL CHICKEN FLAVORED CHICKEN WHEN IT WAS COOKED.

I was amazed at how tasty those were.

and I felt shame.

Of course, it was bland and almost sweet (despite the LIQUID FLAVOR PACKET! IMAGINE! NO POWDER!!!) and I added red pepper sauce and it became delicious.

I think anything that burns my mouth into oblivion is delicious.

My butt will not thank me later.

I wish it was thursday today. I do NOT want to come to work tomorrow.

I’m sick of this place.

It’s full of madness and whisperings and lurkings and scared people wondering if they’re gonna lose their jobs, trying to laugh it off while you can see the fear screaming behind their eyes.

it’s terrible.

It’s coating the air with pain and misery and you can feel it like a layer of doom the second you walk into this place.

blah.

I need a shower.

THANK GOD PRESIDENTS DAY GETS CELEBRATED.

I’m not sure why, cuz I probably won’t even think a damn president all day on monday… but at least I won’t be at work!

I think I enjoy listening to japanese pop music WAY too much.

I don’t even know what they are saying, the music is akin to the fluffiest of the fluff.

but i love it.

I’m trying to bribe baboo into giving me sex to make me less grouchy.

He thinks I’m a butt.

Honestly, I don’t like it in the butt… so I can’t be a BUTT THAT LIKES SEX!

ha ha.

oh i kill me.

I should go.

And yes, I’m quite surprised to get a note from the DM aka "behind the curtain man".

I think I’ve gotten a few notes before.

It’s always weird to think of him reading me cuz I’m a total spaz and it might be scary!

oh well.

Me and my voices are going to go write a few zombie story chapters. Expect those later.

BELIEVE IT!!!

*total crackhead side note… I’ve been watching some Naruto of late and he DOESN’T SAY THAT ANYMORE.

No, he just gets red eyes and "whiskers" and screams and I’m sad. I liked that little catch phrase… BELIEVE IT!!!!

You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you?

well maybe YOU do, but that’s because you’re obviously  just as nerdy as I am.

And that’s ok. Look how awesome it makes me!

*strut strut strut*

*trip fall splat*

*recover with dignity*

*eat a donut*

*lay down fo ra nap*

*drool on the pillow*

*wake up by doing a backflip*

the end.