hi there, from drunkville, not like farmville

 

 i just had sex.

but i didn’t finish.

however, baboo did.

and he is not as drunk as me.

i just too ka shot of tequila

and it was DISTGUSTING!!!!

omg so gross

and now i’m listening to britney spears "Slave for you" becuase of hte ‘Get it get it" part.

and i love.

i wish i had a body like that.

maybe one day.

so i have a candle

and it could kill baboo

and i’m gonna hit him with tit because he wants to put on spongebob movies

that are for children.

turn it offffff

riiiiight nooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwa.

thanks baboo.

he turned it off

and now it is .

real sex

i got it turned on.

and baboo is farting and spraying air freshener

that smells of lilacs

we had roast beef from the crock pot for diner

and it had potaotes

and it was delicious

and i made vegetables and they were good too.

but not as good as the potatoes which my brother wnated more.

with gravy.

there was a threesom on real sex, but on ly titties on it.

not good bobois.

i just got 5 or 8 good kisses from mister baboo face jones.

he giggles from the bed.

because he wants me to sleep.

but sleep is for old people and poopies.

i don’t want to sleep.

sleep = NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WITH A HOWEL.

i’m getting an i-phone tomorrow and NOBODY CAN STOP ME

why?

because of the elves.

and baboo loves me and my family and he is my family

and he loves me

and we have a family.

and he loves me.

i love him.

too.

lots of love for him him.’

him? just one him!!!!

i love hiiiiiiiiiim.

and, tequila is crazy.

no more shots of that.

i need strawberries or something.

cuz it’s nasty!!!!

like firey nastiness

but makes my head good.

i was playin with kittens on the couch and baboo was like

com to ebed!!!

come to bed noooowwwaaaah.

and i was like

more sex p[lease.

and he’s like

no! mr weiner is sleeeeepin. no more for him! hje’s sick.

or something.

and iw as like

I’LL HUMP YOUR LEG@

fo sho.

he says no

or eh

or em

real sex isn’t real when it’s on tv.

i think baboo is mad at me for my drunken crazy.

and britney spears.

but!!!!

he’s usually the drunky one, so he should just suck it up. and be me.

cuz i’m usualy sleeping when he’s drunk.

i’ll be back later,.

with more wisdom.

i love you all

and your boobies.

and titties

and vaginas.

and perhaps your penis but notreally cuz i have baboo.

so if you’re a boy, i just love your mind.

ok.

bye.