i thought of this entry on the toilet *e
3rd drunken entry tonight
you might be amused by the other two
<— this way.
wow. i can make arros.
arrows.
drunk.
equals me.
i found a friend to talk to.
he’s righteous.
baboo is sleep.
i keep kissing on him. i want him to wak up.
but he won’t.
the other two drunkentality entries might make you lauhg
or pit me.
or think me stpid.
STUJPID.
care – me?
no1!!!!!!
going now.
i loveyou
so many of you,.
and i should NOT write while drunk.
i’m a loser.
too muh tequila.
shit.
damn.
fuck
bitch.
i wish ic ould get more sex.
but no.
not even.
that
no sex on tv.
just blonds.
alking.
llok like a porno.
but not really
no sez -sex- = no porno.
ummm….
my foot itches.
feels lke foreplay on tequila.
i’m gonn a go play with kittens.
goodbyel
*e: oh shit. so many drunken email sto my old friend that hates me. i only refrained from sending her a request to be friend sher e(hjer diary is favs only).. i miss her and love her so. but she hates me. i’m a bitch whore.
*sigh*
but ia te doritos
and they rule.
I <3 when you write drunk.
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I was almost afraid to read this with that title. You sound like a fun drunk to be around, lolz.
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I am n ot sure how to ‘pit’ you, but I can assure you that I prolly wouldnt.
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LOL…i’d love to see my entries when I write drunk.
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Oh shiiiiiiit. Howsabout a hungover entry? It’ll be a short one. “OW.”
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I love drunk entries-especially when they come in 3s I’ll say though after a night like this I sometimes cringe when I read what I wrote. Hope you’re not too hung over!
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mmm….doritos
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your drunk entries are hilarious 🙂 Chris
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Lol, at the majority of it. Sucks that your old friend hates you though!
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Oh boy, hope you’re feeling okay today!!!
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Hehe awesome entries. I request more. =)
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lol dont drink & write… hahaha I do the same thing… drunken texts too oh no….
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Oh Monique, I love you too, but not tequila…candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!! Hit the Russian Stuff harder!! More fun to be had…but also more pain in the morning!! Mwahs!! We need to go on a sex hunt…xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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awwww
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You are so funny when you are drunk. I love it.
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haha love it.
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…… nice
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