just so i can remember if i lose my keys again

Jacob hid my car keys from me, in my closet, under a box. So I wouldn’t be able to leave him.

my life just sucks ass. my kids hide my keys so i won’t leave. *sigh*

I’ve been all doom and gloom for reasons, that if I were to get into them, would make it worse.

and suddenly i have acne from hell.

hell i say.

and uhhh.

snore snore, sniff sniff barf barf biff biff.

no point?

you guessed it.