kiss my big butt!!!!!

 Ok, so for those interested in my fiction, I’m starting a new story called Identity, the follow up for Trigger. It’s in it’s own chapter, so check it ouuuuut. <— (that is a cool guy smiley. Cuz I’m cool. And he’s cool. and we’re all cool. dig it yo. dig. it.)

Secondly, I’m dumb and left my cell phone charger at home and my phone died and I feel sad and lonely.

Third: dumb diet! someone gave me chili cheese fries AFTER I already had my lunch.

i feel like a whale. would it be so bad to skip dinner?

I don’t think so!!!!

so I got an answer for the bitch cunt whore twat face ass licker lady.

Her trees won’t get trimmed for another ohhh TWENTY YEARS.

ha ha.

Sorry.

But that block just got trimmed in 2004.

While they are currently on a 14 year cycle, it’s now turning into a 20 or 24 year cycle.

We just don’t have the manpower to do it all, and unless the damn trees are about to fall on your head, they aren’t gonna do crap with them.

She can however get a free permit and HIRE HER OWN DAMN TREE TRIMMERS.

I CAN’T WAIT TO TELL HER THAT!!! I JUST CAN’T WAIT!!!

she’s gonna hate it and she’s gonna be incredulous and mad and probably go tell my boss on me.

but she can kiss my giant ass and see if I care.

I’d actually care MORE if she did try to kiss it. keep your damn lips off of me!

Speaking of lips, my vagina is now open for business again, all renovations completed!

I told Baboo, but he’s all frustrated and RAWR cuz work was mean to him today, soooooo I’m gonna give him a free pass and as long as he takes a nice shower and cleans up, I’ll give him a FREE BACK RUB AND BLOW JOB TONIGHT.

who is awesome?

I think I am.

lol.

I actually want to. I don’t need to get laid tonight. I want him to feel relaxed and good.

Not saying I don’t want to get laid tomorrow and for the rest of the week, but I’m not gonna make him work for it tonight.

He can work later.

ha ha. I was actually thinking about it, like… how much boys have to work as opposed to girls (at least most of the time)… I mean, they have to sustain an erection… ha ha… I can’t imagine what it would be like if I had to make sure my nipples were hard for the entire time we had sex. I don’t even know how to MAKE them hard on command. Like… I can’t think "nipple power!" and they just plump up like hot dogs in a pan…

so yah…

um….

 I pity the fool!!!!

so wrong.

well, only 20 mintues of work left! wooty woo!

don’t forget Identity. More chapters will probably be turning up this week!

*flee*