Mutant Eye *E + Sim Sex! ohmy!

Favs… there is an entry for you before this, just a little clarification on things I wrote about the other day.

And Good Morning!

It’s Monday but I feel fine. It’s strange. Indeed.

I almost stayed home because Jacob was acting like he was still sick. but he didn’t have a fever so I just gave him some meds and sent him off to school I think he’ll be fine, he was running around playing yesterday. The little brat left his shoes outside inthe rain. why can’t my children listen? I say "Don’t wear your new shoes ANYWHERE but to school and when I say it’s ok"

so they wear them outside to play, jump into mud and dirt and filth, then leave them to get waterlogged in rain.

Ridiculous and annoying. I hope they dry out today.

I have to get to work and see what’s crackalackin…

if anything.

Ha.

I did get some phone calls first thing this morning, but those are mostly dealt with.

that stupid little bump is still on my eyelid. I’m scared I’m gonna have to go to a dr about it. I need to call Kaiser today to get Jonathon an eye appt (and I might as well get his hearing checked as well) so maybe I’ll make an appt for me. I do need to see the "evil woman doctor"… and I want to get my yearly slut check up (aka getting checked for STD’s… though I’ve not been a slut all year really…)… so I dunno. Too many doctors appts at once. Maybe if it doesn’t go away by the end of this week I’ll go in next Friday and have them look at it. It’s really annoying and it makes me feel ugly! *pout*

damn mutant eye!

that’s why I haven’t been posting any pics of myself. It’s not like a GIANT thing, but it’s still there. Maybe I’ll just post a pic anyway.

Blah.

I really don’t have anything to talk about right now. I feel tapped out. I’ll go read favs and maybe I’ll have some Trigger later…

*E:Oh! I forgot that some people were asking em about my extremely perverted Sims and their deviant sexual behaviour. Well, I found a great treasure trove of game mods that allow quite a few nasty mcnasty things. I can hook anyone up if they are interested, but I’d rather email it cuz it’s a lot of links and crap.

Anyway, my mods are awesome. I have sims who can do all sorts of sexual stuff ANYWHERE. I have a sex bed, a sex shower, a stripper pole and cage, a private dancing chair, a masturbation chair, a masturbation computer, a masterbation mirror (all of which pervy sims can go watch in voyeuristic glee!) and a vibrator. All usable. yes. mmhmm. I also have teen sex enabled (slutty mcsluts! I have one teen girl that booty called a boy (it’s even called a booty call! ha!) and had sex with him allover the kitchen. Yes, there is counter top Sim sex. I’m not even lying…. and you can download this weiner mod that gives boys penises and you can do all sorts of fun stuff with them. mmhmm, i’m definitely perverted)… yep!

and last night I figured out how to make my teen pregnant. So I have a mom and a daughter both pregnant at the same time. Hilarious.

I made a brothel and these two guys came over. And… had some… uhh man sex in the sex shower. I was like "oh… well that’s… interesting. All these slutty girls in the house and they just looked the other way!" Oh you silly sims!

ha ha ha ha.

what, I get bored!

Anyway, it just adds a more adult dynamic to the game. I also found these new bodies that have all different sorts of body sizes. But it’s like complicated cuz you can only see their unique shape when they are naked or if you download these outfits that are made specifically for the sizes. It makes my head hurt for real! So I have them, but I’m not getting the most use out of say… the 34DDD model… hahaha GIANT CANS! I don’t feel like downloading all the clothes. Blah.

So she looks all normal and then goes to take a shower and TADOW!!! BIG GIANT BOOBIES!

*blink*

Anyway.

what….

Oh and did I forget to mention that Jimmy bombed the house for bugs yesterday? Yay! I actually haven’t seen any in a while, but he did, so he bombed. We took the cats out and I spent money at Petsmart getting them a carrier and some harnesses and leashes. They hate the harnesses. but they look so cute in them! It will help us to travel with them better, especially around Christmas!

so anyway, I wanted to write about my pervy sims and stuff, and like I said, if anyone is interested in such… "adult" entertainment, I can hook you up!

the only side effect is that all that sim sex makes me horny and I end up masturbating.

I had two O’s last night for no reason other than my sims were getting off and I wanted to too!

I’m so wrong.

I need help.

Meanwhile, I haven’t done any work really.

ha ha, I should go do that… *yeah right*