ninja turtles without the ninja

 

 second drunk entry for the niht.

baboo calls my "toy" mister clean.

it’s not very nice of him.

so we were watching real sex.

and some man was dancing around naked

but not very appealng. like the ninja turtles without the sex. (or the ninja)

baboo is a party pooper.

its not even midnight and he’s asleep.

stupid old baboo fac meany!

whejr’s my girls at.

my spelling is terrible.

and now he sees what it’s like when he’s all drunk and i’m sleepin.

cept i can’t just put a weiner in his vagina and wake him up.

nop[e.

i get nothin

because he’s mean.

he’s snoring and not responding to me.

did you know another drunk entry is before this?

it is.

read it!

because isay!

it might be funy

or no.

funnhy

!

i can’t spell drunkenly.

are they bgonna have lesiban sex with  that old man.

what is his name/

morgan freeman.

the move is called

FEAST OF LOVE.

and morga is still old with all those freckles that look like beauty marks.

and it’s old.

but nolesbian sex.

this is boring.

why is baboo sleepign?

whyham i so drunk?

oh shit.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

we had so much family together time today.

SO MUCH.

OMIGODS.

frappucino cappucino!!!!

he looks like a girlacino.

i’d lick his froth.

baboo snores and whistles.

and i get nothing.

but waht?

NOTHING.

omigoe.

i’m gon.

i go

goin

fo realz

no more!

or maybe later.

whjen i’m not drunk as fuck

and falling over.

i see the screen thru the  hair fallin in front of my eyes.

iw ish I did nanowrimo this year.

but i’m not

fuck it.

oh well.

good byhe.

i love you.

long time

i wish i was having sex.

now.

mmmmm.

but not.

maybe later.

i did have one orgasm tonight.

but i longed for two.

oh well.

later friend.

i love you.

i’m seeing double.

damn tequila