nosey bitches!!!!

I just got a great note and I thought i’d share it:

"Uh. Don’t you know that once you become a mother you have to cease being a human being and anything you do that can remotely be interpreted as fun is just distracting you from your 24/7 job of parenthood? OMG. JUST GIVE YOUR KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION ALREADY. "

and I think I will!!!!

As I told him, I’ll probably just put them in a cardboard box in front of wal mart with a sign that says "Free Kittenchildren to good home!"

jesus christ.

If I love you, you know I do.

and if I don’t… well why are you still here again?

oh right.

nosey bitches!!!!!

and just cuz i can, no word from RS. Methinks he’ll flake. But i think i’ll just bag a 22 year old insteand. that’ll be fun too.

SO THERE.

and if you were wondering… no i won’t have kids this weekend.

I’m sorry if you are upset that I won’t be letting them sit in the room while i fuck like a pornstar….

 since that’s what I know I should do since I can’t possibly have any good parenting skills.

but sometimes, I do use my brain.

just not a lot.

that shit hurts.

god… and if you are still reading this and you’re all confused as to why i’m this upset, go away. seriously. just go. shoo. be free of me! you’ll feel better! cuz if you think i’m that much of a mess, worrying about me and leaving me notes isn’t going to change a goddamned to hell thing.