oh go suck a butt lady!!!!

 You know what… I am sick of self enttitled asshats who think they can boss me around and tell me what to do when they are the ones who have a stick up their ass and want to know so badly!!!

I know, that sentence didn’t make sense… but this is happening more and more and I’m getting quite sick of it.

I KNOW I work in "civil service" and I really do all I can to help when I take calls (which isn’t often, and I’m seriously out of practice when it comes to these things)… but I’m sick of people calling and being offered an avenue to get the information they want from the source of knowledge about their question and being told "Oh… well can you do it?"

uhhhh…. why can’t YOU DO IT. You already made the call to us and we simply want to transfer you to the person who can HELP YOUR DUMB ASS AND YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?

oh sweet jesus.

So I have been running around for the last 45 minutes trying to get the information for this twat who is supposed to call me back.

what she’s going to HATE is that the person that MIGHT be able to answer the question works out in the field and isn’t in the office for the rest of the day. meaning she won’t get an answer.

she needs to just go suck a butt and get over it.

she’s up in arms because there is a 13 year cycle for trimming trees in non emergency situations. That seems like a long time, but really, the city of Los Angeles is huge and we have to cover EVERY TREE that is located on a STREET.

that’s no small project.

couple that with the fact that we are losing employees and not able to replace them and it makes it take even longer.

but these twat waffles think the world revolves around them and they should be able to call and get things done IMMEDIATELY!!!!

I truly hope she doesn’t call me back because she’s just going to get mad and want to talk to my supervisor (who isn’t here for two weeks so neener neener!) and get nowhere fast. I think I did my due diligence running all over. I talked to eight different people and none of them even had an answer (she wants to know exactly when her street is going to be addressed in the 13 year cycle… fuck if I know bitch!) so whatever.

i hate people.

they should all die.