random observations

 

Some random observations:

*Eating peanut butter after bar b que tastes weird

*Why does everyone have to come in the bathroom when I’m pooping?

*Why do I have to poop at work? Why can’t I just poop at home?
 

*I don’t think anyone cares about my poop.

*Generic cold medication sucks. I’m buying Dayquil next time

*Allergy pills are great drugs. I had to take a nap last night before I started writing because the pill had me knocked the fuck out. silly allergy pills.

*I’m taking another allergy pill tonight. I’m NOT addicted *looks around with shifty eyes*

*OD is quiet today. so quiet. I feel lonely. where my peeps at? where?!

*Are you in the microwave? I’ve always wanted to microwave a peep.

*yes, I’m lonely.

*that’s why I’m writing THIS nonsense

*Guess I’ll go do some work, write on my nano, and cry softly

*I’m not ready for the holidays.

 

 

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November 3, 2010

Hugs. I’m around. Lol.

We only have one bathroom here. I don’t like pooping at work cause I’m one of those people that gets embarrassed. I mean, if there were even TWO stalls, I could blame it on somebody else, but not when there’s only one bathroom. However, I work with a bunch of guys so I’ve been known to lie and say that it was the person before me. LOL

I am doing the NoJoMo prompt for the day. Its a timeline of your day and I tells ya whut, I am DONE with it. Its starting to bore me. I like when people come in the bathroom when I am pooping and start talkinga bout how it stinks. Ha! Its a bathroom.

November 3, 2010

You can deep fry a peep. I think they make a gooey mess in the microwave. Try a smore with a peep-yuM!

November 3, 2010

I do my best to get any pooping done before anyone else comes in to work. Otherwise it will be all but coming out my butt on it’s own before I try to do it at work…

November 3, 2010

I will pretend to care about your poop but now all I can think about is microwaving a peep …

November 3, 2010

Everyone knows that girls don’t poop *Looks around with shifty eyes* And IF we do it smells like roses. mmm hmm. Yup. Okay bye now.

November 3, 2010

I’ve come to terms with poopin at work… If you ate lunch or breakfast, it has to happen sometime. I just can’t fart in the office… you must come to terms one day. or go to the rest room 2 hours after lunch or an hour and a half before work lets out (I figured that is the one section of time, most people stay at their desks

November 3, 2010

Watching Walking Dead: My questions beyond what you mentioned: Why is the power on for normal fluorescent lights in the hospital but not the emergency lights?

November 3, 2010

RYN: Thank you. I have to agree with the pooping. It seems as if “poop time” is always household event. Thats why I go at work more than home. Privacy in public in a way.

November 3, 2010

RANDOM! WOOTS! It’s the coffee. At least, it is for me. :/ *runs off to microwave a peep, just to see what happens!*

November 3, 2010

No crying!

November 3, 2010

No crying!

November 3, 2010

Somehow I don’t think I’d feel safe making a ton of noise in the shower…

November 3, 2010

These less than completely dumb zombies are scary.

November 3, 2010

Must be his family left before there was an epidemic since there was mail in the box at his house…

November 3, 2010

He couldn’t find more gas before leaving on this trip? He said he was thinking ahead, that would be pretty basic…

RYN: Yeah spit is better than poop because it comes from the mouth and its not all brown and stinky. so yeah, you meant spit right? *laughs*

November 3, 2010

Cheap allergy meds = best tranqs EVER!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

November 3, 2010

I used to hate pooping in public. Now I don’t care, I just drop it when I gotta. I am so not ready for the holidays. Yikes!

November 3, 2010

YOU say it seems fast but not to me. No sir-e-bob. I get the omiga now, though I swear I had seen it before. Lol :0

November 3, 2010

Ryn: sort of. 🙂

November 3, 2010

I updated. And I’m about to update again. But I’m boring.

November 4, 2010

Though, I always think to myself heh heh, I’m getting to paid to poo… when I poo at work. 🙂

November 4, 2010

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November 4, 2010

od was being a biotch yesterday. that’s probably why it was so quiet. actually my work inbox has recently had an avalanche too… grr. get better! i don’t want you to be sick.