Smooshy Mooshy! and a screaming terror!

 I simply must document a seriously romantical thing Baboo said this weekend. If you hate that stuff, feel free to run now. I know I would! lol. But read the last story  of how I almost beat his face in yesterday!

So on Friday when we were going to run our errands Baboo had put on this really pretty classical music. He then said, "This is how it feels when I’m laying next to you" and i just BURST into tears. I tried to look away, but it was just so sweet and totally romantic. So the next time we laid next to each other I thought of that… and on and on thru the weekend. so sweet right?

He was looking at bigger vehicles for our growing family. Isn’t that sweet! Awww I want to squish him right now!!!

And now the beat down.

So our washing machine and dryer is outside in this little shed next to our room. i really hate doing laundry at night because there is no light out there and my imagination goes completely bonkers thinking of monsters and zombies or plain garden variety thugs coming up behind me while I’m putting clothes into the machines. I’m always jerking up and looking around. Also, i’m behind doors so I always think I’m gonna close them and standing on the other side will be some sort of horror waiting to kill me.

Mainly I’m afraid of zombies and Baboo KNOWS THAT. I told him how I get scared going out there with just a piddly flashlight.

So anyway, last night I was putting some clothes into the dryer and I heard a weird sound and I was turning to look and see what was going on and then around the door comes baboo, shambling and walking like a zombie MOANING AND GROANING AND MAKING A SCARY FACE.

I screamed like a damn idiot.

My brain was thinking with two minds.

Mind A said : Oh, it’s just Baboo, he’s playing.

Mind B said: OMG HE’S A ZOMBIE! I HAVE TO KILL HIM! KILL HIM NOW! BEAT HIS FACE! AHHHHHH!!!!

i was frantically trying to think if i could smash his face in with the flashlight or if I had enough time to pick up the laundry basket and bum rush to the ground.

He, of course, burst into laughter and thought it was all hilarious.

He doesn’t know how close I came to smashing him silly.

It was weird to have one part of me calm and the other freaking out. And then having the freaking out side win is terribly embarrassing.

bah!!!

So my boss said she had a premonition about me being pregnant. She’s so cute.

I can’t get pregnant yet!!!

But I want to. so badly.

see…dueling minds!

but if the crazy mind wins this time, I might be pregnant sooner than later.

crazy stay back! back i say!!!!

i’m starving.

lunch in 45.

awww yeah baby. awwww yeah.