The final oracle of the day

 

Final Oracle of the Day! woot!

Now, if you didn’t get your question answered, I’ll be back tomorrow with like 2 more entries. So ask me now. You can ask me later if you want. But do it now, because you want to.

ha.

The oracle is naked with tassles on her nipples:

What is the meaning of life, in your opinion? I mean… everyone has an idea, so what is yours?  

This is a bit difficult to answer. I am quite complicated inside. See, I was raised very Christian, and there is a lot of that teaching and that faith that doesn’t go away even if I don’t go along with everything that the "church" says I should. I do believe that we as humans don’t just "die" at the end and that part of my life in some way is to get to the end so I can.. keep moving past the confines of this earth. there is more. Who with? Heck if I know. God? I think he has a cooler name.

 

However, beyond that, I feel like the meaning of life is something different for each person. For me, I feel like my life is here on this earth to share my gifts and talents, to raise good people to go out into the world, and to do the best I can to be helpful, encouraging, and kind. I have a gift for that, it’s something I discovered growing up. I have empathetic abilities.I can feel what others are going through, I can sense problems and issues. I can tap into things that people are not saying. With that in mind, I can reach tap something that is inside of me and draw in strength and love and a sort of "power" to help others with. And that is something I know I am meant to do.

 

Oddly, That is why I don’t like most people. I can sense they suck. (ha, but seriously, that is why. My "vibes" are rarely wrong.). But those I can feel do NOT suck, they get a lot out of me and I don’t mind it as long as it is never thrown back in my face.

 

And that is my reason for living. It took a while for me to embrace this… and sometimes people look at me like I’m stupid because "psychic" powers are not real and also BAD if you believe in them anyway. Demons! Oh my!

 

but I don’t believe that. My gift is pure. I can’t say what it is. My older brother has it too.

 

Does that make sense?

 

I don’t know.

 

 

Who’s your favorite left-handed B-movie star with blue eyes?

Uhh, your mom?

lol, i have no idea.

2. What’s necessary for the true zombie death: shot to the head, decapitation, or "m-fin’ goo"? Or are proper zombies indestructable?

My zombie lore dictates that severing the spinal chord or destroying the brain should get rid of a zombie. If you can do all three of what is listed above, you should be good. Zombies are not indestructable. If they were, we’d have no chance. And I believe we do have a chance.

 

3. More valuable zombie apocolypse instrument: bladed weapon or firearm?

 BLADE. Guns jam, backfire, misfire, run out of ammo, and you have to worry about loading them and aiming at a moving target can get tricky. If you have a giant ass ax or a machete your only downfall is yourself (stamina, strength, and proper strategy to not get surrounded or boxed into a corner)

 

When Lost ended, was it a great ending, or a complete cop-out?
I was in the middle. It pissed me off to a degree, but I thought they tied up the ends as best they could in a story that they never fully wanted to flesh out anyway.

What’s the capital of Austria?
Your mom again? I suck at geography.

Have you ever been to work without underwear?
yep. I went through a commando phase in 2007. I tend to wear it now… not sure what changed. lol.

Have you ever tried British beer?
Does Newcastle count? I love me some Newcastle.

Will you ever dye your hair blue?

I sorta have already. blue black. I would do a dark blue, but nothing bright as I’d get fired. Now if I didn’t have to work here… sure! and green! with pink! lol…

 

 

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The capital of austria is: Vienna 🙂 Chris

November 1, 2010

will have to find me a machete and get practising. and yeah, newcastle counts as british beer. i like john smiths and boddingtons a bit better though.

November 1, 2010

Woohoo! Go Oracle! Shake it, mama! HA! He was hoping you’d agree with him! His zombie-movie buddy insists upon the sniper method, but that mofo’s never been in a disaster situation and has no bearing upon how hard-to-find provisions can get. PS. I believe he was talking about Bruce Campbell a la Evil Dead series…

November 1, 2010

ryn: Thanks! <3

November 1, 2010

Hugs.

November 1, 2010

Newcastle Brown Ale (Or Nukey Brown as we call it.) does indeed count!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

November 2, 2010

Yes, Newcastle counts. It’s northern England. I went back and read a few of your 2007 entries to see if they sounded like you wrote them without underwear. I can’t tell the difference.

“The oracle is naked with tassles on her nipples” lmao! First one makes total sense… I remember telling someone that I’m almost the exact way you describe, and they more or less laughed in my face. It’s like, just because you don’t have a cool 6th sense, doesn’t mean it isn’t real! It’s bad, but I tend to judge people before they open their mouth; I judge the vibes they shoot off, and I’m rarely wrong as well.

Newcastle = Ear wax. *Shiver*