The nerve!!!!
The nerve of my job giving me a sudden flux of work and prohibiting me from spending my afternoon exploring the post apocalyptic world of zombies and survival and then being able to post it for you all!
If my baboo had validated me last night and said "sure, go buy a netbook if it makes you happy honey"… i’d be able to write from my bed and post stuff! BUT NOOOOOOO… he said "Why don’t you just wait until after the divorce is finished"…
I HAVE TO WAIT HOW MANY GOD AWFUL MONTHS FOR THIS STUPID LEGAL HOOPLAH TO BE OVER TO BUY A NEW TOY?!
THE NERVE!!!!!
Regardless, I can give an update that the lawyer he wanted me to use DOES do divorce cases. I’ll have to call when I’m at home because I REALLY don’t want half the damn world knowing my business. The other day when the school called me about Jacobs ankle, I had THREE RANDOM BITCHES coming up to me asking me if my son was ok.
WHO TOLD YOU ANYTHING YOU CRAZY CRACK WHORES?!
Nobody, they just listen to your business all the time.
it IS just a cubicle.
These fake walls making you feel like you’re secure!
BAH!
you’re not secure!
you’re exposed and they like to lull you into that fake sense of safety so they can catch you doing THINGS…
like being on facebook or writing in a blog or drawing crazy doodles about crackers with titties (and if you missed that… TOO BAD FOR YOU!)… and yeah.
I’ve been caught doing all that.
Cept I don’t think they know I’m writing in this "online diary"… it can look pretty professional if you make the window JUST THE RIGHT SIZE so that it looks like a small email window or something, just the white screen and black words.
what I really hate is when they come close enough to be able to read.
GET AWAY!
I’ve mastered the click away, to some neutral looking thing, like my email inbox.
I know they know I’m hiding something.
well too bad! you can’t know EVERYTHING I DO!!! I’M A NINJA!!!!!
Oh well.
10 minutes of work left.
I need to pee.
Do NOT get a netbook. They are made of fail. I had one for 6 months and I couldn’t get rid of that piece of crap quick enough!
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I want to be a ninja. Darnit.
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What is this ninja phenomemon? Sheri’s daughter Hannah says the same thing! Are you saying you’re as lame as a 14 year old or the 14 year old is as cool as you?
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I have to disagree on the netbook. I have one, I like it. It saved student teaching for me, it was great in mexico, it was a teensy bit slow, but dont multitask like woah on it. Chris
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Ah, so that is the reason for the diary make-over. Good tip. Yays on the divorce lawyer! Boos on the toxic workplace! Can I be a ninja too?! X-D
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I hope you can get some type of laptop!
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What was the reason for the diary make over? I caught one of your other noters saying something about it!
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Yay ninjas!!! :):)
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We rely on for important zombie survival tips, doesn’t your employer understand that?!
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your gay
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that’s what my job did to me right before I got laid off… they had the nerve to train me extra hard on this stuff and they praised me cause i was the only one doing it and then… boom i was gone… jobs are a bunch of users! yay for the divorce lawyer i hope u get some good news from talking to him!
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Awww. I wish you could get a notebook too! 🙁 Almost done, at least you have the FUNDS for a lawyer, WOO HOO!
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I know they know I’m hiding something Yeah…it’s usually difficult for me to hide my shit when I’m checknig my notes with all the weird pictures n shit I post on there. Especially yesterday’s entry. Gay dudes hula hooping….hairy gay dude feeling himself up….and naked stripper. It’s kind of hard to put a professional spin on those things.
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i think i’m going to get an outfit so when i feel like a ninja i can look like one too!
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lol. You are so right.. I have OD up and big neough to just fit in where it looks like I’m just typing an email or something. If they only knew. Well.. they kinda do since I seem to get caught on occasion, but oh well. When they give me a real paycheck.. then I’ll think about actually working. Or not! lol.
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People are always wondering why I am whispering or don’t want to talk on the phone at work. THATS WHY! These people may be pretending to be working but really, they have nothing better to do than to be all in your business.
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I love my netbook. Hit Alt then Tab and it automatically toggles you to a different program (you have to have more than one program running). I do it all the time, for the same reasons. I need to figure out how to resize my window though, that’s a good idea.
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obviously I missed your crackers with titties post.
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You make an awesome ninja. An awesome SEXY ninja even. :o)
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