too much water, too much peeing *E 2!

I do NOT reccomend drinking over 3 quarts of water in less than 4 hours.

I think I’ve pee’d 5 times in the last hour.

and it won’t stop coming.

and it sucks cuz it’s clear as a bell. Pee is supposed to be yellow! lol

my bladder is getting a work out.

I hope this is cleansing or something, because it’s really fucking annoying.

also, my bra is really tight today.

I’m not sure if that means my titties are bigger, or my boobs are retaining water…. or if the bra shrank. shrunk. shrankeded.

whatever.

it’s uncomfortable.

and my titties are not amused.

Now that I think of it, my bladder isn’t amused either. It’s all achey and stuff.

SHUT UP BLADDER!

I seriously need the next few days off. I’m such a slacking lazy loser that i feel stressed out from only two days of constant work.

ha.

BUT!!!!

Since my kids don’t go back to school next week (which is seriously weird and lame)… that means we can try to do a family trip on Monday overnight!!!!

That would be awesome.

I’m hoping they have openings.

Palm Springs.

They have an all kids pool with awesome water slides. My boys would die.

Anyway, Baboo is checking now and I"ll probably squee and pee my pants (not too hard to do right now) if it works out.

 *E… no squee. we’re stayin home.

and i’m eating chicken nuggets in bed.

 *E2: I can’t go to the bathroom anymore. I just cannot! Why? All of the seat covers and toilet paper are gone from every other stall. Is that because of me?! *gasp*

damn you bladder! I"m not drinking that much water anymore. I really don’t care what those nutritional types say. peeing this much is unnatural!

I can’t say I won’t be back with more updates, because obviously, my peeing schedule is MADLY ENTERTAINING!!!! (to myself)

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