You know it’s Monday when….

OH joy, what a day.

 

First of all, my night with Kim was excellent. She’s got a "Real World" life, if ya know what I mean, but I love that girl and it’s all about spending time with her, so i had a blast. I was only drunk for about 2 hours, then i sorta stopped drinking and i was sober. It was fun to dance hee hee. I hope she had a good birthday. It just makes me want to go out there more often. Once again we forgot to take pictures. damn it all!!!! oh well, there is always next time!

Love ya Kim!

 

Yesterday was work. Work is what it is.I got through it and all is well.

 

This morning I woke up to candyland. Yes, my children decided to make their own breakfast. It consisted of Bar B Que chips (an empty bag on the floor was all that was left),  about 20 starburst candies, some chocolate ice cream (with the starbursts inside), some m&m’s (also found in the melted container of ice cream), and a candy bar.

Most of this was all over the floor. Jacob was covered in head to toe with chocolate (remind me to write about his cart nose dive one of these days, that boy has ANGELS I TELL YA!)

what the, i just saw a news stor from Brazil where they found a two month old baby girl ALIVE floating in a plastic bag down a river… holly krap, talk about angels!!! she’s so cute, and she looks like she’s ok. damn idiot people, what is wrong with them?!!

Anyway, on to my own crazy kids… so they had that, and Jonathon instantly says "it was jacob!"

yeah right.

so toys have been taken away, spankings were given (after jonathon decided he was gonna throw stuff at me, yell at me, tell me he was not going to do anything i said, then he hit me in the face… yeah, whatever, he got spanked on his ass and sent to bed) and now they are grounded to their bed until we leave for the babysitter.

*sigh*

and all because i overslept 30 minutes. this happens all the time, and they KNOW iget up to feed them. I was gonna make them homemade doughnuts and stuff today. well FUGHEDDABOUDIT.

which, in english, is forget about it. hehehehe.

*sigh* what a way to start the day. It’s like an episode of "you know it’s monday when…"

 

BB has read my letter. he hasn’t responded, but of course.

systematic deletion is in progress.

Hopefully this will be one of the last times I mention him.

I should get an award "most times your presence has been seen as a notch on someones wall for pussy take downs when the guy seems sincere and nice"…

not like that will fit on a plaque or anything.

but it would be an interesting trophy.

bleh. i have some del taco from barstow. i’m gonna go eat it and feel happy.